Because nothing says 'artificial superintelligence' like a token with an AI-themed name and a logo of some glowing lights in space.
In other words, because we can't seem to secure our existing blockchains, let's just create another one that links them all together like some kind of […]
The Cryptocurrency Circus Continues - A Wild Ride of Hype and Folly.
There's a reason they call it 'securing' your assets when you put them in an exchange-traded fund (ETF). It sounds like Cboe BZX Exchange and their […]
}The Trump family is at it again - this time trying to make a quick buck off of gullible idiots with their new cryptocurrency venture, World […]
Well isn't this just peachy? Ethereum's open interest has hit a 20-month high and everyone is getting all excited about it. Let me tell you something, […]
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the crypto pool... A 'contrarian bet' on Ethereum? Are they kidding me? Matt Hougan from […]
The eternal dance: people throwing money at a void and calling it 'investment'. ETF inflows surge? Whoop-de-doo! It's just more suckers jumping onto the sinking ship […]
Crypto's resident genius, Avraham Eisenberg, is still trying to get off scot-free after draining $100 million from Mango Markets like it was nobody's business. But nope, […]
} In other news that's not surprising at all, Elon Musk is in trouble with the SEC for failing to show up to a scheduled testimony […]
Crypto's latest antics are a never-ending circus, folks! This week we've got early Solana Firedancer client Frankendancer making its debut on mainnet (non-voting mode), Arthur Hayes […]
The eternal quest for relevance continues among the crypto crowd. It seems like every week a new 'revolutionary' project is launched to solve all of Ethereum's […]
I'm sure it's just a coincidence that Catizen is using blockchain technology in its games, because we all know how well that turned out with Dogecoin. […]
The thrill-ride that is crypto continues unabated! We have Bitcoin ETFs raking it in with a whopping $12.9 million in gains while their Ethereum counterparts are […]
The eternal conundrum: will we learn from our mistakes or just keep on rolling with them?.
The Magic Show Continues: OpenAI's Latest Upgrade to ChatGPT.
Just when you thought Ethereum's developers were busy enough with their endless upgrades, they're now considering splitting the Pectra upgrade into two parts because it's apparently […]
As regulators struggle to grasp this whole 'cryptocurrency' thing, even they can't keep their own stories straight. The SEC has finally admitted that its classification of […]
It seems like the crypto bros are trying to will Ethereum into a parabolic rise, but let's be real, it's just not happening. They're waiting for […]
Feng's Frenzy: How Chainbase is Converting Blockchain Data into a New Asset Class...or so he claims.
Stand With Crypto's latest move is a desperate attempt by Coinbase and its pals to cling to their precious NFTs as regulators start to crack down […]
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