The never-ending farce that is cryptocurrency continues to entertain and confound us all. The latest installment of this saga features Maker DeFi lending protocol rebranding itself […]
The never-ending saga of blockchain technology and its attempt to justify itself as a viable industry continues. In this latest episode of Hashing It Out, we're […]
Gavin Wood's Pipe Dream of Free Crypto Transactions - Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?.
The eternal optimists and their $3K Ethereum dreams are at it again! Meanwhile, in the real world, people are actually buying things that have inherent value […]
} The latest from Aptos - because what's more exciting than some obscure blockchain network integrating with another equally unknown tech platform? We've got blind computation […]
The latest crypto bro wet dream: US Bitcoin ETFs have seen a whopping $202M influx while Ethereum's funds are bleeding out like the Titanic on its […]
The TON trainwreck continues to chug along, leaving a trail of broken dreams and DOGS-themed merchandise in its wake. It seems that all it takes is […]
Just when you thought it was safe, crypto bros are back at it again with their 'analysis' of cryptocurrency prices. Let's be real folks, this is […]
Hong Kong's Retail Investors Get More Options to Waste Their Money on Cryptocurrency.
After two weeks of crypto bros crying themselves to sleep at night because their precious Ether ETF inflows turned negative, BlackRock finally came through with a […]
The eternal optimism of cryptocurrency enthusiasts never ceases to amuse me. They're still peddling snake oil about decentralization and diversity in a market that's been thoroughly […]
The eternal optimism of crypto bros never ceases to amuse me. They're still convinced that Ethereum's 36% increase in DApp volumes will magically translate into a […]
The Crypto Bubble Pops: BlackRock's Bitcoin ETF Sees Second-Ever Outflow of $13.5M.
The Never-Ending Saga of Crypto Options: Because Who Needs Actual Value Anyway?.
The latest delusional ramblings from a Web3 CEO, because what every conversation needs is more buzzwords like 'data provenance' and 'anchoring'. It sounds like something out […]
} The eternal optimist's guide to bitcoin: where we take historical trends that say it will tank, but somehow convince ourselves it'll buck the odds and […]
The Great Basenames Boom: Because What Every Network Needs is More Boring Names.
Russia's Desperate Attempt at Crypto: A Scam in Search of a Solution.
Vitalik Buterin's DeFi Drama Unfolds - Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Crypto Ecosystem?.
The never-ending circus that is cryptocurrency, where a bunch of made-up tokens surge ahead of some boring old tech company's earnings report because... why not? It […]
The Ethereum slump: Because who needs inherent value when you can have nothing?.
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