BREAKING: Cryptocurrency’s Greatest Heist EVER – You Won’t Believe How Much of YOUR MONEY Just Got Sucked Out!
The Great Crypto Exodus: Bitcoin and Ether ETFs Drain the Swamp (of Your Money).
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FTX Tries to Pull Off Most Epic Magic Trick in History and Turn Nothing Into Something (Literally)
So FTX thinks it can just magically make its crypto assets into legitimate securities and get away with paying off creditors? Please, folks, this is like […]
BREAKING: Coinbase Lawyer Blasts SEC for Being Too Vague About Failing Crypto Exchange – Meanwhile Investors Are Still Waiting for Their Life Savings Back (Spoiler Alert: It’s a Total Wild Ride)
The never-ending saga of crypto's Wild West continues as Coinbase's chief legal officer Paul Grewal throws shade at the SEC for being too vague in its […]
Blockchain’s Last Stand: Desperate Crypto Titans Flock to ‘DeRec’ Alliance, Admitting Their Chains Are Held Together With Twine and Hope
Hedera and IOHK join forces with other crypto companies because they're finally realizing that their precious blockchain is about as secure as a kindergarten playground fence.
When Web3 Finally Unites… Under One Catastrophic AggLayer That Will Probably Destroy Us All – Polygon Labs CEO’s Genius Plan Revealed!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in Web3 land... Along comes Polygon Labs with their grand vision of unifying all blockchains under […]
BREAKING: Crypto Bros Desperate to Prove Bitcoin Still Matters Launches New Token That Will Definitely Not Tank the Market
} The latest attempt by crypto bros to make us believe that Bitcoin is still relevant: Zest Protocol's new BTCz token. Because what we really needed […]
This Is Going to End Well: Aussie Regulators Approve Nation’s First ETF Holding Only One Thing – A Completely Wild Gamble on Ethereum
Australia: Where Gullible Idiots and Crypto Brokers Unite.
Vitalik’s Genius Investments: Donating Crypto Yields Better Returns Than Actual Investing (Because Who Needs Financial Literacy Anyway?)
Just when you thought Vitalik Buterin was a genius for creating Ethereum (spoiler: he's not), comes the revelation that his charitable efforts yield better returns than […]
The Most Epic TPS Frenzy EVER: Ethereum Scaler Claims 12K Transactions Per Second (But We All Know What’ll Happen Next)
Yeah right, because what we really need is another Ethereum scaler trying to be the 'first fast' one. Like it's a competition or something. Rushi Manche […]
GET READY FOR THE MOST AMAZING, LIFE-CHANGING FINANCIAL CRASH OF OUR LIFETIME! Bitcoin DeFi TVL to SOAR PAST Ethereum’s in a MIND-BLOWING 2 YEARS!
The eternal optimist - always predicting that things will get better and more people will fall for this scam.
$74 MILLION MATH PROBLEM: Why These ‘Investors’ Thought They Could Handle the Math Behind Cryptocurrency, but Clearly Can’t!
The Crypto Bro's Worst Nightmare: Bitcoin and Ethereum ETFs hemorrhage a combined $74 million in outflows!.
BREAKING: You Won’t Believe the Devastating News That Will Wipe Out Your Entire Crypto Portfolio (Spoiler Alert)
The cryptocurrency bubble is finally popping... on Vaneck's Ethereum Futures ETF!.
Vitalik Buterin’s Epic U-Turn: From Crypto Kingpin to Benevolent Philanthropist, Because Getting Rich Off Your Own Success Is So Last Season
The eternal dance of crypto bros trying to virtue signal their way out of getting called a scammer, Vitalik Buterin edition. So the Ethereum co-founder is […]
Ethereum Research Team Explodes to Ridiculous Proportions: Because Clearly What It Needed Was More People Trying to Make a Worthless Cryptocurrency Work
It's official! Ethereum has reached new heights - not of price (although that is impressive too), but of brainpower behind its development team. From 25 researchers […]
YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT CRYPTO ETFS! Friday Market Recap Reveals Ether and Bitcoin Investors Are Literally Throwing Their Cash Off a Cliff!
The Crypto Bro's Clubhouse: Where Money Goes to Die (Literally).
Blockchain Startups Still Raking It In: Investors Willingly Hand Over Millions to Fund More Unproven, Unsustainable Ideas Because Sanity Is Optional
Just another VC Roundup: Blockchain startups are still managing to raise big bucks in August despite fewer deals being closed with venture capitalists. Because what could […]
BREAKING: ETH Stakers Now So Desperate for Cash They’re Willingly Giving Their Money Away… Again!
The never-ending saga of Ethereum's stakers desperately trying to get their hands on some decent returns, only to be met with diminishing rewards and an inevitable […]
TERROR IN THE DIGITAL VAULT! You Won’t Believe the Jaw-Dropping Amount of Crypto That’s LITERALLY WORTH NOTHING!
The Cryptocurrency Circus: Telegram's $400 Million Bet on Nothing.
$64 Million Crypto Heist Mastermind Unmasked (But Probably Not Before You Lost Your Shirt)
It looks like another genius crypto bro got caught trying to scam his way to riches! Geoffrey K. Auyeung, a 46-year-old Washington resident, has been charged […]
WARNING: We’re on the Brink of a 100 Layer-2 Blockchain Apocalypse and Nobody Knows What Any of Them Do!
Solutions without problems: The L2 explosion that's not solving anything - It seems like every other day we hear about another layer-2 (L2) blockchain being launched, […]
WE TOLD YOU SO! Matic Suddenly Awakens, Reminds Everyone They Still Have No Idea What They’re Doing With Their Money
Crypto's greatest trick: convincing idiots they're about to get rich while simultaneously losing their shirts.
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