As regulators struggle to grasp this whole 'cryptocurrency' thing, even they can't keep their own stories straight. The SEC has finally admitted that its classification of […]
It seems like the crypto bros are trying to will Ethereum into a parabolic rise, but let's be real, it's just not happening. They're waiting for […]
Yeah because nothing says 'I'm truly sorry' like trying to get out of jail with a slap on the wrist after helping facilitate one of the […]
Stand With Crypto's latest move is a desperate attempt by Coinbase and its pals to cling to their precious NFTs as regulators start to crack down […]
Just when you thought the world of cryptocurrency couldn't get any more confusing, along comes Nomic with its 'decentralized Bitcoin custody engine' that supports Ethereum. Because […]
Yet another cryptocurrency company gets spanked by the SEC for operating outside the law. Who'd have thought? Not me, certainly not after writing about this nonsense […]
The world is still waiting with bated breath as Donald Trump's crypto platform launch looms on the horizon like a toxic cloud of hype over a […]
Vitalik Buterin: from absent crypto kingpin to X-platform poster boy - what's behind the sudden return?.
The eternal struggle between regulators trying to make sense of cryptocurrency and crypto bros who are still convinced they're going to get rich quick by trading […]
SAB-121 Softening? More like Crypto Industry Whining.
The Great Starknet Staking Vote: Because Who Needs a Real Economy When You Have Numbers?.
The never-ending saga of Circle's attempts to prop up its dying stablecoin, USDC. Because what every blockchain ecosystem really needs is a token backed by nothing […]
Don't get too excited about Hedera's 'generous' contribution of its codebase to the Linux Foundation - it's just a desperate attempt by this cryptocurrency also-ran to […]
The Crypto Circus Continues: Kraken Adjusts Margin Product Amid Australian Regulatory Frenzy.
Just when you thought cryptocurrency couldn't get any more exciting - or boring, depending on your perspective,.
With great fanfare and no doubt copious amounts of institutional hot air, Utonic's restaking protocol has secured a whopping $100M in commitments from firms like Mirana […]
Folks, let's get this over with - another bunch of hot air about cryptocurrency 'growth' that will inevitably end in tears for the poor saps who […]
The never-ending saga of crypto-native Travala trying to convince us that its platform is a viable way to book travel continues, with their latest 'achievement' being […]
Crypto: Because Nothing Says 'Financial Stability' Like a Wild West Free-for-All.
The crypto bros are at it again! VanEck is shutting down its Ethereum futures-based ETF, citing a lack of demand and performance issues. And let's be […]
Starknet's latest attempt to make cryptocurrency sound slightly less terrible: gasless voting on a blockchain that still sucks up as much energy as a small power […]
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