ETH CRASH PREDICTION CONFIRMED: You Won’t Believe the Shocking Reason Behind 40 Months of Unrelenting Despair (Hint: It’s Not Just a Coin)
The Ethereum slump: Because who needs inherent value when you can have nothing?.
The Ethereum slump: Because who needs inherent value when you can have nothing?.
Argentina's Ministry of Education has decided that the best way to prepare its students for a future filled with crippling debt and economic uncertainty is by […]
The never-ending saga of Ether's price swings continues, and I'm here for it! Or should I say, I'm here because my bank account is filled with […]
The never-ending saga of crypto jargon that no one understands continues with the latest development from EigenLayer: native token restaking for layer-2 scaling networks. Because what's […]
The DePIN dream: a blockchain-powered VPN for all...or so they say.
Ether's price chart is signaling a potential rise to levels not seen since the launch of spot ETFs in July? Yeah right, because nothing says 'legitimate […]
Just when you thought those crypto bros had finally lost all their remaining marbles, they're at it again with more 'chart fractal magic' nonsense about XRP […]
The Solana Saga: A Wild Ride to Nowhere (Again).
The eternal struggle of cryptocurrency enthusiasts to pretend that their precious blockchain technology is more than just a fancy way to move numbers around.
It looks like Kraken's crypto dreams just got a whole lot more expensive - not in Bitcoin or Ethereum, mind you, but in legal fees and […]
Well, it looks like the Emperor's New Clothes are getting a blockchain makeover - Sony is launching its very own layer-2 blockchain called Soneium because apparently […]
Crypto Exchange Gate.io Secures Sponsorship Deal With Italian Soccer Giant Inter Milan - Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?.
The ICO era - a time when gullible investors threw their money at anything with a blockchain and a pretty website, hoping to get rich quick. […]
Franklin Templeton: Because Who Needs Traditional Finance When You Can Just Tokenize Everything?.
The perpetual optimism of crypto bros never ceases to amaze me. They're like the boy who cried wolf - always predicting that prices are about to […]
Crypto bros can't even get a tattoo right - they're launching 'Proof-of-Ink' to supposedly boost Web3 adoption? What's the point of having digital individuality if you […]
Crypto bros are at it again! They're trying to convince us that Avalanche (AVAX) is about to turn bullish after months of tanking. Yeah right, and […]
Fetch.ai: Because Who Needs Real Value When You Can Have Artificial Intelligence?.
It's almost as if Vitalik Buterin wants you all to think he has some sort of grand vision for blockchain governance. Newsflash: it just sounds like […]
And there you have it folks: another cryptocurrency project (Ocean Protocol) delayed because they can't even get their act together! The Ocean Nodes Incentive Program was […]
Well well well, look who's at it again with their get-rich-quick schemes! Another Tron-based memecoin that nobody needs or wants has managed to make some poor […]