Ethereum Archives - Page 16 of 16

An illustration of a giant robot with its arms and legs broken down into pieces on the ground, surrounded by scattered gears and wires; nearby is an empty chair where once stood one of the 'Magnificent Seven' tech giants logos now shattered to pieces in the background are other company's logos still standing but fading away. The overall atmosphere conveys a sense of decline and loss of momentum with broken machinery elements symbolizing disappointment among investors, while also hinting at potential consequences for Bitcoin prices due to another possible downturn in these prominent stocks.

Tech Giants Imploding Underweight From Years Of Eating Too Much Kool Aid

The mighty seven tech stocks are coming crashing down! How predictable is that? I mean who didn't see this trainwreck brewing after all those promises about […]

Kevin Nelson August 13, 2024

Bitcoin

Bitcoin Miners Suddenly Realize They’Ve Been Living In A Fantasy World Where Their Get-Rich-Quick Scheme Actually Works

Oh boy, it's finally happening! Bitcoin miners are starting to feel the pinch as their daily revenues plummeted to a new yearly low of $2.54 million […]

Kevin Nelson August 13, 2024

An illustration of a falling arrow piercing through an inflated balloon with a red X marked on its surface; below is a graph showing a sharp decline and above are scattered stablecoins (USDT) being swept away from their designated place into unknown territories. In the background, Bitcoin's price chart shows it dropping below $60K mark while institutions' inflows of stablecoin to exchanges dwindle. A faint image of an ETF can be seen in the distance with a red minus sign above its entrance indicating negative outflows;

Bitcoin

Bitcoin Price Drops Below 59K As Institutions Suddenly Realize Stablecoin Fad Is Actually Just A Ponzi Scheme To Inflate The Value Of Their Other Investments

The plot thickens! Another day, another drop in Bitcoin's value because institutions have stopped buying stablecoins like they're going out of style (which, spoiler alert, they […]

Barry Thompson August 13, 2024

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Bitcoin

Crypto Startup Funding Derails Into Oblivion With 2.7 Billion Dollars Thrown At Doomed Ventures

And here we go again - the perpetual motion machine of crypto startup funding continues chugging along with nary a care for logic or reason! It's […]

Kevin Nelson August 13, 2024

An illustration showing an exchange office with people rushing to get inside while others are trying to climb over walls and fences. The building has broken windows, torn shutters, and a sign reading "Closed" is hanging from it. In front of the building there's a table with papers scattered all around, some of them have red stamps on them saying "Withdraw". A person in the background holds up a megaphone shouting while another one points at him angrily. The sky above has dark clouds and lightning bolts are striking down to earth.

DeFi

Coinbase Finally Shows Gritty Resolve To Not Get Completely Sued By Feds

Oh boy, it looks like Coinbase is finally getting some things right... albeit after years of trying to scam investors with its overpriced and useless services. […]

Barry Thompson August 13, 2024

An illustration: A cartoonish image depicting a giant hammer smashing down on an evil-looking troll with multiple patents attached to its back; one patent is being torn off and thrown away, while another falls from above like confetti; MakerDAO and Compound Protocol logos are shown as shields protecting the scene. In the background, there's a faint outline of OpenSea marketplace where NFTs are displayed in various shapes and sizes. The atmosphere around the troll has an eerie glow with dark clouds suggesting chaos is being dispelled by the hammer blow.

Ethereum

DEF Buys Patent That Will Instantly Become Worthless As Soon As Someone Else Figures Out How To Sue Them Anyway

The patent troll drama continues! DEF buys a useless patent to save MakerDAO and Compound from getting sued by another worthless entity called True Return Systems […]

Barry Thompson August 13, 2024

DeFi

Cryptocurrencies Are Actually Worthless Pieces Of Digital Junk That Will Inevitably Collapse Under The Weight Of Their Own Idiocy

Cryptocurrency is a scam designed by gullible idiots who want to get rich quick and criminals. Its value comes from nothing but hype, FOMO and speculation. […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

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DeFi

Vessel Finance: Because Who Needs Regulation When You Can Just Hide Your Shady Math Behind Fancy Computer Tricks

Oh boy, another cryptocurrency trying to make it big by promising transparency and efficiency while hiding its true nature of being a bunch of numbers on […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

An illustration of a clockwork gear system with gears labeled as 'Chainlink', 'Synthetix' and 'Arbitrum'. A central gear is highlighted in red. The background features an image of Ethereum's blockchain structure overlaid on top of the Arbitrum network architecture, both depicted in blue lines. In the foreground, several data streams are shown flowing from Chainlink into Synthetix with a speedometer indicating high frequency and low latency. At the bottom left corner is an arrow pointing upwards towards the highlighted central gear.

DeFi

Synthetix Finally Admits They Have No Original Ideas And Are Just Copying Chainlink Because Their V3 Exchange Is Launching On Arbitrum

Another day another crypto bro trying to make a quick buck with their "innovative" new oracle. Listen folks, it's not innovative when you're just copying and […]

Linda Williams August 13, 2024

DeFi

Trump’S Crypto Empire Implodes As Son Tries Again With Yet Another Garbage Platform Because Why Not

Oh boy, it's that time again - another crypto crash! Who needs a functioning economy when you can have wild price swings every few months? And […]

Barry Thompson August 13, 2024

An illustration of Vitalik Buterin standing in front of two large screens displaying different blockchain networks (Polygon and Base) with coins flowing between them through secure lockboxes; he holds up an open book containing the ERC-7683 standard code. In the background, a cityscape represents decentralized platforms coming together for improved interoperability. A multisignature wallet is shown at his feet as if it's been left behind in haste.

DeFi

Vitalik Buterin Proposes New Standard For Cross-Chain Trade That Will 100 Percent Definitely Not Be A Total Disaster

Oh boy! Vitalik's got his hands dirty again with more "innovative" nonsense in crypto-land. Now he wants us to believe that cross-chain trade standards are going […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

An illustration depicting a cityscape with skyscrapers and financial buildings, but also showing signs of growth in blockchain technology: green shoots sprouting from cracks on roadsides. A virtual bank building stands out among others, symbolizing innovation within traditional finance structures. The sky is filled with clouds shaped like Bitcoin (BTC) symbols, while the sun shines through a gap between them, representing optimism and potential for Web3 development despite regulatory challenges.

DeFi

Hong Kong Virtual Banks Bet Everything On Web3 Fad Despite Having All The Financial Acumen Of A Kindergarten Class Trying To Run A Casino

Oh boy, here we go again! The Hong Kong virtual banks are still trying to figure out how to make money by catering to Web3 companies […]

Doug Martinez August 13, 2024

Ethereum

Aleph Zero launches its super-duper-extra-special Ethereum layer 2 mainnet that will totally change the world

Oh boy, another cryptocurrency project trying to make a splash! Aleph Zero thinks it's so special just because it has zkOS-powered Ethereum layer 2 mainnet. Let […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

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