Well, isn't it just peachy! The land of crypto has now become so convoluted even its own users don’t want anyone else in. They’re opting for […]
YieldNest is at it again. Launching a new liquid restaking token called ynLSDe because apparently people still want to play with fire despite all the warnings […]
You know what they say about greed: "Greed is a bottomless pit which eventually loses its floor." And who better to exemplify this than the gullible […]
The price is up because some people think it's going up? Classic crypto bro reasoning here. You'd be surprised how well that works on gullible idiots […]
FTX: because who needs to be solvent when you can declare bankruptcy and still get people to vote with their wallets? I mean, it's not like […]
The world is full of idiots who can’t see the writing on the wall, folks! Cryptocurrency enthusiasts are still clutching onto their worthless coins like they're […]
It's not like anyone is surprised that Ethereum (ETH) dropped 3.75% on Aug. 20 - after all, what else would happen when a bunch of crypto […]
Well folks it looks like another crypto company is about to meet its maker! Terraform Labs' impending bankruptcy hearing could be the nail in the coffin […]
The crypto bros are at it again! This time they've convinced a major asset management firm like Franklin Templeton that blockchain is somehow revolutionary or innovative […]
Well well well! Look at that - US bitcoin ETFs just can't get enough of each other's company (and by extension, their own inflated value). Meanwhile, […]
The reason we're talking about Binance's compliance team is because they've been sued by three crypto investors who claim their assets were stolen due to lack […]
So another bunch of gullible investors are about to throw their money at Grayscale's latest fund for the AVAX token. Because what could possibly go wrong […]
The cryptocurrency market is a wild ride full of ups and downs that make your head spin! It's like trying to predict which way a cat […]
It seems like BlackRock is trying hard to make us believe that people are actually interested in their Ether exchange-traded fund (ETF). But let's be real […]
Well isn't this just a bunch of rich guys talking about how great crypto is? I mean who doesn't love hearing from venture capitalists about their […]
The crypto-love is strong this week! It seems like everyone and their grandma has decided that Ethereum ETFs are a great way to lose money - […]
The crypto bros can't get enough of these ETFs! It's like they're trying to turn their entire lives into one big game of casino roulette. $61 […]
The crypto world is at it again, folks. Linea just got its first contributor for an open-source L2 rollup project because apparently someone finally remembered that […]
The world of crypto is one big rollercoaster ride full of ups and downs. And when I say down, I mean it literally - because who […]
Let me tell you something about this "EigenDA" nonsense. It's just another cryptocurrency trying to make a name for itself by promising ridiculously high savings on […]
Let's talk about crypto love - the kind that gets your heart racing like watching paint dry or waiting in line at the DMV! It seems […]
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