Another notch on the belt for Roman Sterlingov, a.k.a. 'the crypto crook' - this time it's not Bitcoin Fog that's been put out to pasture (although […]
You know what's even more exciting than a bunch of crypto moguls getting together to make another 'revolutionary' stablecoin? A consortium of them launching the Global […]
Just when you thought crypto couldn't get any more like a bad soap opera, here's another juicy scandal. A Bengal man has been arrested in connection […]
BTFD to BWFID: When spot Bitcoin ETFs go from 'Buy FUD' to 'Sell Everything', who's left holding the bag? In a move that can only be […]
India's Gold Heist: The Ultimate Hedge Against Crypto Crash.
When you think Thailand's got a problem with corruption, just remember this tale of woe - where cops stage fake arrests and extort stablecoins from gullible […]
In an effort that's sure to make Bitcoin enthusiasts do the robot, Microstrategy has announced its most ambitious (read: hare-brained) scheme yet - a $42 billion […]
Superscrypt's New Fund: A Recipe for Disaster? - Cryptocurrency Chronicles.
Consensys cuts 20% workforce as Kraken lays off another chunk; Circle raises fees for institutional investors.
The Chinese government is at it again, trying to control every aspect of our lives with their fancy 'digital yuan'. But hey, who needs freedom and […]
Visa-Coinbase Partnership: Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Trade Crypto All Night?.
The NFT rug pull game is still on - but now it's getting a little more serious... and so are the consequences! In case you've been […]
Crypto's Unseen Impact on Treasury Demand: How Tokenization Might Redefine Market Hedging.
The crypto bros have finally found something they can agree on: how much of a complete mess their precious cryptocurrency is. Changpeng 'CZ' Zhao's recent fireside […]
Crypto Bro Alert: Millionaire Loses a Cool Quarter Mil on AAVE Panic Selling.
The 'Wild West' of cryptocurrency is at it again - this time with a guilty plea that's music to our ears (or should I say, not). […]
Just when we thought it was safe to go back in the water... Meet Théo, the Frenchman behind a $38 million pump job for Donald Trump […]
Another attempt to legitimize crypto's questionable existence, courtesy of HKEX - because what could possibly go wrong? The notion that these two behemoths are attempting to […]
Nigeria's crypto cooperation is just a PR stunt for President Tinubu to save face after getting caught in his own web of corruption.
When the going gets tough, the crypto bros get creative... or in this case, when the West is cracking down on its own economy, they just […]
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