The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency's greatest hits: MEV attacks! Because what could possibly go wrong when you give a bunch of bots free reign to manipulate […]
The latest attempt by mainstream finance to get in on the crypto gravy train: a new index ETF from Franklin Templeton that will track the performance […]
The never-ending saga of who can hold more worthless numbers on a computer: Grayscale or Blackrock? It's like watching two geriatric accountants compete to see who […]
Because what we really needed was another way for crypto bros to virtue signal about their commitment to sustainability while still peddling useless tech fantasies - […]
In a move that screams "we're trying to make up for lost time in the crypto bear market," Polychain Capital has invested $6.7 million into a […]
The never-ending parade of crypto bros touting their "strategic investments" and "blockchain innovation". Let's take a closer look at this half-baked report from HTX Ventures, shall […]
Oh boy, it looks like someone finally gets it! John Reed Stark knows a thing or two about the SEC (he used to run their internet […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another bunch of accountants trying to make sense out of this crypto nonsense. The UAE is partnering with ICAEW (Institute […]
Oh boy, another crypto scam bites the dust. Who's surprised? Not me! I mean come on folks, it was only a matter of time before these […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another country trying to make sense out of this crypto mess while everyone else is left wondering what they're doing. […]
Well it seems like another day, another crypto bro busted by the authorities! I'm not surprised in the least that Nader Al-Naji's multi-million-dollar scheme was exposed […]
So here we have another "exciting" update from cryptocurrency land. The people behind Curve Finance are celebrating because they've managed to reduce their token emissions for […]
The crypto bros are at it again! This time they're trying to convince us all about how DeFi is back from the dead (or was it […]
Another day, another Ripple drama to satirize! Let's break it down: so there was this huge lawsuit where the SEC ( Securities and Exchange Commission) tried […]
The gullible idiots are at it again! Morgan Stanley has apparently decided that throwing a few hundred million dollars into BlackRock's Bitcoin Trust is a good […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another day, another bunch of numbers on a computer being touted as "revenue" by some overpriced brokerage firm. Robinhood is […]
The crypto bros can't even get rich quick right! It seems they're just getting poor slow instead. The spot Bitcoin ETFs have lost $89 million this […]
The great unwashed masses are at it again! Who needs a bank account when you can have your very own self-custody debit card? MetaMask has partnered […]
It's time again to talk about some crypto nonsense - specifically a new protocol called Gearbox Protocol which promises to unlock greater access to capital across […]
It's time again to talk about blockchain technology and its 'revolutionary' applications - this time, it's Web3 gaming! Because what we really need is for more […]
It's time for America to get its priorities straight - we're talking about Donald Trump here, folks! The man who once scoffed at cryptocurrency is now […]
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