Trump’s Shocking Comeback Halted by Deep State in Last-Minute Coup, Insiders Reveal
The Plot Thickens: Will They Let Him Win? A Deliciously Messy Election Looms.
Cybersecurity
You Won’t Believe the Insane Get Rich Quick Scheme Behind FLOKI Inu That’s Ruining Crypto Investors Everywhere
The crypto space: where the wolves truly roam free. Let's talk about FLOKI, shall we? It's a token that promises to make you rich by harnessing […]
Crypto Catastrophe: The Unbelievable Hack That Stole $20 Million From the Government – And Then Somehow Managed to Be Kind of Nice About It
Well well well, looks like some crypto 'security experts' have their work cut out for them this quarter! Just when you thought things couldn't get any […]
Crypto Collapse Imminent as Secret Society of Desperate Investors Bets Big on Trump’s Re-Election
Crypto enthusiasts have been caught red-handed, literally holding hands with Trump and hoping for his electoral victory to send crypto prices soaring like a bad investment […]
You Won’t Believe What Happened When I Tried the Easy $1M Cryptocurrency Hack That Actually Worked for 5 Seconds
Hacked, Scammed, Stolen - The Unstoppable Rise of Crypto's 'Success Stories' (or How to Get Rich Quick, Fast & Furious...and Lose Everything).
Meta Unleashes Facial Recognition Police on Your Face: The Desperate Last Stand Against Deepfake Celebrity Schemes
Just when you thought social media was a breeding ground for cat videos and auntie's cooking recipes, nope! Now it seems like Meta is testing facial […]
Tesla Secret Crypto Stash EXPOSED You Won’t Believe the REALLY Reason Elon Musk Is Hiding His Billions
Tesla's got some 'rotating' issues with its crypto stash - literally.
Crypto Anarchy: Binance and Crypto.com Get Served by Rogue DEXs as Bro-Bros Burn It All Down
Just another day in crypto land where 'honest' bros get taken down by their own incompetence & scammers thrive on the chaos. Meanwhile, Jemima Kelly's words […]
Crypto Regulators Are Freaking Out Over Polymarket’s Wild Bet on Trumps Re-Election – You Won’t Believe Who’s Getting Slaughtered
Politicians and regulators are finally starting to get their act together when it comes to crypto, but only because they're worried about being skewered on live […]
IMF Chief Announces Global Economy Will Survive Inflation Apocalypse (But Don’t Breathe Easy)
IMF says inflation battle won - so what? Still waiting for someone like Jemima Kelly to explain why I shouldn't have invested in Dogecoin back in […]
You Won’t Believe the Revolutionary New Way We’re Using Fake Data to Sell You Something!
Oracle AVS: Because Who Needs Real-World Data Anyway?.
You Won’t Believe What’s Next for Your Wallet: The Ultimate Memecoin Trading Disaster Awaits
Cointelegraph Accelerator just got itself some 'trade buddies' - nice try Cointelegraph! Meanwhile, let's talk about what really matters: why memecoin traders need an intervention (and […]
I Spent 24 Hours Listening to Crypto Bro Moonshots – Here’s What I Learned About Bitcoin’s Imminent Downfall
The crypto bros and their 'next moonshot' predictions have finally given me something to write about - cringe-worthy enthusiasm for Bitcoin's impending doom! As we enter […]
You’ll Never Believe the Shocking Truth About Typing ‘Someium’ on Google (It’s Not What You Think)
Spelling your cryptocurrency wallet's name wrong could be a recipe for disaster... or at least draining all your funds into some scammer's pocket! Yep, you read […]
Cosmos Ecosystem Imploded by Shocking Discovery: You Won’t Believe Who’s Behind the Latest Crypto Scandal
Just when you thought the crypto circus couldn't get any more wild, we've got another trainwreck of epic proportions – this time involving Cosmos ecosystem's alleged […]
You Won’t Believe What Your Grandma’s Old Computer Predicted Bitcoin Would Be Worth Under Trump vs Harris—The Utterly Ridiculous Results Are Shockingly Accurate!
The great Bitcoin prediction experiment: where do we go from here? The highly anticipated 2024 U.S. presidential election is finally here, with Donald Trump vying for […]
VC Firms Are Ditching Crypto Startups Faster Than You Can Say ‘Regulatory Headache
VC firms are having a meltdown, crypto bros - your days of getting rich quick off early-stage startups might be numbered! According to Galaxy Research's latest […]
Crypto Cops Go Full Metal Jacket: Japan Cracks Down on Dark Web Money Laundering Ring, 18 Caught Red-Handed in Shockingly Simple Monero Heist
When it comes to cryptocurrency's dark side, let's face it - Japan is just trying to keep up with the west when it comes to crypto-related […]
You Won’t Believe What Happens When Bitcoin Says Come to the Party – It Makes All Your Other Crypto Investments Worth NOTHING
If Bitcoin's price rally were a party invitation, it would be like sending out invites to all the crypto bros, telling them 'Come on down and […]
TAPIOCA’S ULTIMATUM: We’ll Pay You $1 MILLION in Crypto to Spare Our Wallet (And Not Rektora’s)
Tapioca's got a bone to pick with 'Rektora'... and by 'pick', I mean they're willing to pay you $1M in Tether for not robbing them blind […]
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