The great crypto get-rich-quick scheme has finally caught up with one very rich guy. Dean Skurka, CEO of Toronto-based cryptocurrency firm Wonderfi, got abducted by some […]
The Dogecoin Train Wreck: A Recipe for Disaster.
Rich Dad Poor Dad's Robert Kiyosaki: Why I'm All In on Bitcoin (And You Should Be Too).
Election Day is here and politifi tokens are about as useful as a participation trophy at a toddler's soccer game. As we watch candidates like Donald […]
Another day, another wallet fiasco courtesy of crypto's 'security experts'! It seems like someone at Phantom thought it was a bright idea to update their iOS […]
South Korea's answer to 'How To Scam 15,000 People Out Of $232 Million': A Recipe For Crypto Disaster.
Nation states eyeing Bitcoin: a recipe for disaster? The latest rumors surrounding nation-state acquisitions of substantial amounts of Bitcoin are sending shockwaves through the cryptocurrency community. […]
South Korea's banking sector just got an interesting twist - literally! It seems NongHyup Bank has teamed up with Fireblocks, the digital assets platform that promises […]
Looks like Russia's finally figured out how to make crypto mining profitable without single-handedly destroying their power grid (or so they claim). With its sweeping new […]
The emperor's new crypto clothes: France takes aim at prediction market Polymarket.
Consensys just pulled off another masterclass in crypto doublespeak with their new Swiss nonprofit association Linea. Because what's a layer-2 rollup without a fancy-schmancy non-profit to […]
It seems like the crypto world has officially gone from 'Wild West' to 'Crime Scene'. The latest news out of Montreal is that Kevin Mirshahi, a […]
It's official: Crypto Bro Town is officially rejoicing in their newfound love of Trump and America... or at least that's what they're trying to tell themselves […]
A $26 million mistake: when 'copy-paste' is more than you can handle.
It looks like the South Korean authorities have finally caught up with some of the cryptocurrency 'influencers' who've been preying on unsuspecting investors. This is a […]
Crypto bros, it's time for a reality check: your precious cryptocurrency isn't as 'decentralized' or 'trustless' as you claim when used in shady dealings like bribing […]
Looks like someone finally caught up with Shayne Coplan and his fancy Polymarket platform, where users can bet on everything from sports to politics – including […]
Impermanent Loss: The Crypto Bro's Kryptonite .
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