It's clear who's leading the charge on crypto regulation: everyone else, while Mark Uyeda is still trying to figure out what a stablecoin is.
Pennsylvania's got a 'Bitcoin Bill' that's more like a ' Bitcoin Wish': A bipartisan bill to regulate crypto has been passed by the House, but don't […]
Blade Labs: Because You Needed Another Reason Why Blockchain is Just a Fancy Box for Scammers.
The crypto bros are at it again, trying to convince us that Bitcoin is going to moon and their wallets are gonna be filled with Satoshi's […]
Welcome back to r/buttcoin where we dish out the dirt on cryptocurrency - because let's face it HKEX just wanted an excuse to get in on […]
Cryptocurrency: The Gift that Keeps on Giving (and Taking).
I just got back from a Future Blockchain Summit in Dubai where I rubbed shoulders with crypto bros who think they're Elon Musk 2.0 (spoiler alert: […]
When will retail investors wake up from their crypto-induced coma? It's been years of false promises and get-rich-quick schemes, but still they stumble into the market […]
Cryptocalypse: When Will Gullible Idiots Learn?.
I mean, it's about time the SEC stepped up its game (or should I say, its Bitcoin mining rig?). The cat is out of the bag […]
The crypto bros are at it again, and this time they're trying to mainline the mainstream with their precious index funds. Grayscale just filed for an […]
The Crypto 'Mini' Mainstream: Grayscale's New Low-Cost Schemes to Lure In The Masses.
Gary Gensler's crypto conundrum - can he keep his day job or get sacked by Trump? The cat-and-mouse game between the SEC Chair and cryptocurrency supporters […]
Looks like FINRA is finally wising up about the crypto bros and their love for all things metaverse. While some may see this as a chance […]
It's official: Nigeria can't even get its own cryptocurrency drama right. They just let off Binance exec Tigran Gambaryan after seven months in prison for basically […]
Peter Thiel’s fund has poured another bucket of cold water on the already-drowning world of cryptocurrency and non-fungible tokens (NFTs). Infinex's Patrons NFT collection just hit […]
Blockchain Bro's Guide to Quantum Computers (or How Vitalik Buterin Thinks They're Not a Thing Yet).
Satoshi's ghost is still haunting the crypto space and now Google's making a killing off its 'AI bet' - what a joke! Meanwhile, Alphabet Inc. (GOOG) […]
Investors seek shelter from the storm: The latest Coinshares report shows that US investors are throwing money at crypto like it's going out of style - […]
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