You Won’t Believe the Utterly Ridiculous Reason Behind This Billionaire Backed Gelatos 11 Million Dollar Heist
Gelato's $11M Funding Round: Because You Clearly Need More Money to Waste on Blockchain Stuff.
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CBDCs Will Ruin Your Life and Make You Actually Prefer Cash (But Let’s Be Real It Won’t)
CBDC: Because 'You Can't Trust the Banks' Was Already a Thing.
Trump Just Got Officially Endorsed by the Cryptocurrency Gods: Billionaire Whale Bets $2M on His Re-Election (You Won’t Believe How High He’s Making You Go
Prediction markets: where desperate people go to validate their delusions about Trump's re-election (and make some quick cash in the process). A mysterious whale on Polymarket […]
You Won’t Believe Who Just Became Bitcoin’s Unanimous Overlord After 100K Crypto Bro Votes Went to This Total Unknown
The crypto bros are at it again! It's like they think a poll is all that matters when we're talking about real-world implications of who gets […]
You Won’t Believe the Mind-Blowing Innovation That Just Saved Traditional Finance From Itself
Crypto bros rejoice! Because what's more exciting than watching Wall Street and traditional finance try to figure out how to use blockchain? I mean, who needs […]
Visa Just Made the Biggest Crypto Mistake of the Century (You Won’t Believe Who They Partnered With Next)
When will Visa learn that partnering up with Coinbase is like dating your ex's best friend – it just doesn't end well for anyone involved!.
Crypto Bros Gone Wild: The Shocking Donors Who Will Bankrupt America (One Politician at a Time)
The crypto bros are at it again! It's time to put the 'bro' in cryptocurrency, because both Trump and Harris have been getting some serious love […]
The Crypto Apocalypse Is Coming: 3 Red Flags That Will Leave Your Wallet in Ruins
When it comes to crypto 'altseason', we've got a recipe for disaster: take some gullible idiots, add a dash of FUD and a pinch of pump-and-dump […]
Microsoft Just Dropped the N-Bomb and We’re All About to Get Served a Heaping Plate of Crypto Regret
Mainstream is finally starting to smell like what it used to be - stinky old garbage.
Biden Rushes to Praise Nigerian Leader After Secret Deal Reveals Shocking Web of Corruption That Will Ruin Global Crypto Reform Efforts Forever
Nigeria's crypto cooperation is just a PR stunt for President Tinubu to save face after getting caught in his own web of corruption.
WE’RE ALL DOOMED IF WE DON’T BUY MORE BITCOIN NOW!!! Russia Threatens Global Economic Apocalypse if You Dare Touch Its Secret Crypto Stash
When the going gets tough, the crypto bros get creative... or in this case, when the West is cracking down on its own economy, they just […]
Crypto Mogul Caught Red-Handed: Drink Spiking Scandal Rocks Hong Kong Bar Scene & Shatters All Illusions of Decency in Cryptocurrency World
A crypto trading platform's partner was just stood down for allegedly spiking a job applicant's drink at a Hong Kong bar - because who needs personal […]
Crypto Kingpin’s Wallet Wiped in Shocking 24-Hour Heist: The Unstoppable Rise and Fall of Ripple’s Most Valuable Asset
Regulatory Whack-a-Mole: When Crypto CEOs Get Debanked (For Real This Time).
Hong Kong Gives You Back Your Money (Literally) – New Rules Will Make Cryptocurrency Riches Even More Lucrative
It seems like even corrupt places are trying to get into this cryptocurrency action, because who wouldn't want a piece of that pie? The government of […]
You Won’t Believe the Insane ‘Security’ of Worldcoin’s Orb – It’s a Total Farce!
Worldcoin's Orb: Because Who Needs Real Security When You Can Just Use A Glowing Orange Circle?.
You Won’t Believe the Wild Crypto Craze Sweeping Brazil – The Nation Is Losing Its Mind Over Bitcoin!
Brazil's crypto craze: Because who needs fiscal responsibility when you can have Bitcoin?.
Bitcoin Miners Go Completely Insane After Halving: Watch as They Frantically Try to Hold on to a Dying Industry
The Bitcoin mining circus continues, folks! It's a real spectacle of incompetence as these self-proclaimed 'entrepreneurs' try to make sense of the chaos they've created.
You Won’t Believe the Insane Wagers Kalshi Is Making in Secret Before the Big Election Bet
Kalshi's got some 'bets' to make before November - and they're not just betting on Trump's hairline staying intact.
You Won’t Believe What Happens When You Actually Listen to the People (And Take Away Their Financial Data)
It's about time someone in Washington D.C. listened to the American people - those of us not trying to cook up a quick buck or get […]
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