The crypto bros have finally found something they can agree on: how much of a complete mess their precious cryptocurrency is. Changpeng 'CZ' Zhao's recent fireside […]
Election Season Crypto Frenzy.
Central banks forging new paths? More like central banks getting desperate for relevance.
Crypto Bro Alert: Millionaire Loses a Cool Quarter Mil on AAVE Panic Selling.
The 'Wild West' of cryptocurrency is at it again - this time with a guilty plea that's music to our ears (or should I say, not). […]
This is the part where we find out if Vitalik Buterin's grand plan to 'Purge' Ethereum will actually make it less bloated or just a bunch […]
The Devil's in the Details: Unpacking Coinstar's Latest Crypto Cash-Grab.
If Brian Armstrong's apology tour is actually an attempt to deflect from his company's questionable business practices (I mean who needs transparency when you've got a […]
When you think of 'regulation by fear' – imagine being told your cat's cute little face is actually evidence of securities law violations, and now it's […]
Russia's got a beef with Alphabet Inc., and they're not afraid to use their considerable digital muscle. The search giant is being squeezed for $20 quintillion […]
Just when we thought it was safe to go back in the water... Meet Théo, the Frenchman behind a $38 million pump job for Donald Trump […]
A 'New Financial Market Infrastructure'? More Like A New Way for the 1% To Get Rich Off Your Naivety.
In a move that's almost too good (or bad) to be true, XYO has launched on Solana - because who doesn't need more places to store […]
Microsoft's foray into Bitcoin - because who needs actual profits when you can diversify with a speculative asset?.
The $3K Club: Why Ethereum Needs More Than Just A Hype Job.
It's not a scam if you're getting rich off it... eventually.
The crypto bros are at it again, trying to convince us that their precious Bitcoin is going to moon anytime soon. Meanwhile, I'm over here watching […]
It's not like Eastern Europe is some kind of crypto utopia or anything (although, if it is, send help), but according to a new report from […]
Another attempt to legitimize crypto's questionable existence, courtesy of HKEX - because what could possibly go wrong? The notion that these two behemoths are attempting to […]
You know what's wild? Young people are throwing their money at Bitcoin like it's going out of style... and they're probably still living with mom.
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