It's not surprising Blackrock is warning about crypto scams - after all, they're just numbers on a computer created from nothing. It's only natural that scammers […]
You know who's been laughing all along at these crypto bros? Me, that’s who! It seems like every other day another one of them gets taken […]
Crypto-love is in the air and it's not just about romance! It seems like everyone wants a piece of Ethereum these days. Boomer Saraga thinks that […]
The gullible idiots are rejoicing once again as their precious cryptocurrency is back on the Google Play Store and Apple App Store. Binance has finally registered […]
The Winklevoss brothers are at it again with their non-stop attempts to make the crypto industry mainstream and gain some respectability for this clearly scammy business […]
The eternal optimism of crypto bros never ceases to amuse me! They think that somehow, someway, their precious Solana ETF will magically get approved by mid-March […]
The crypto world can be a wild ride indeed! It seems like Jump Trading has been making some big moves, transferring out 46.44M in ETH amid […]
Indian authority busts cryptocurrency fraud ring targeting foreign national India's Enforcement Directorate cracks down on a crypto scam involving unauthorized remote access, seizing digital evidence, freezing […]
You know what's a real joke? Thinking you need federal oversight for something as inherently worthless and useless as cryptocurrency! It's like trying to regulate water […]
The crypto bros are at it again! They can't even get their own laws straight. A California district judge has dismissed all allegations that Ripple violated […]
The grand finale for crypto exploiters seems to be near - or at least that's what they're hoping as their offchain attack vectors are getting more […]
The eternal optimist Senator Elizabeth Warren thinks she can regulate her way out of this mess? Please! Cryptocurrency has no inherent value and its only purpose […]
And here we go again with another crypto exchange getting caught operating outside of regulations and ripping off their users! I mean who needs rules when […]
Cryptocurrency's never-ending quest for relevance continues with Paypal launching a global hackathon offering some laughable $40k in prizes because apparently that’s what people do when they […]
The Blockchain Center has finally opened its doors in Abu Dhabi, because what every city needs is another overhyped hub for wannabe blockchains that will inevitably […]
Well well well, look who's trying to spin this as some kind of 'game-changer' for the cryptocurrency industry! The Digital Chamber is at it again, touting […]
It seems like we're getting close to being able to trade crypto with our hard-earned money without having to resort to shady derivatives. Whoop-de-doo! I mean, […]
The perfect marriage - cryptocurrency and football! Who wouldn't want their beloved sport sullied by shady financial dealings? Crypto.com has somehow managed to convince UEFA that […]
Cryptocurrency has finally sunk its claws into mainstream politics! Who would have thought that an "economically useless" product like Bitcoin could find such strong support from […]
In a desperate attempt to stay relevant, Google Pay, Amazon Pay and Phonepe are now scrambling to join India's central bank-issued cryptocurrency (CBDC) program. Because what […]
You know, when I read about Michael Saylor's latest brain fart – that the US government should buy up all the Bitcoin out there to strengthen […]
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