The eternal quest for Russian lawmakers to regulate something they clearly don’t understand – this time it’s cryptocurrency mining! Who needs clear rules when you can […]
Well well well! Look who's trying to stir up some drama about Bitcoin investors refusing to part with their precious. Peter Schiff is at it again, […]
Cryptocurrency is all over Russia like a bad rash - everyone's heard of it but nobody actually knows what they're doing. Meanwhile Hamster Kombat is stuck […]
So another High Court in India has decided to join the ranks of those who think cryptocurrency isn't a scam for idiots and criminals (or at […]
Russia wants you all to know it's serious about blockchain now! I mean who wouldn't want their country associated with endless speculation and potential losses, right? […]
I love days like these when even crypto bros can't pretend that their precious 'investments' aren't hemorrhaging value faster than a wounded shark's lifeblood! Grayscale is […]
I'm not sure why anyone would still be investing their money in the stock market after all these years. It's like playing a game of roulette […]
Well well well! Look at this mess of Mt.Gox coins finally getting distributed after almost 10 years and you know what? Nobody cares anymore because we […]
So, let's get this straight: a Bitcoin mine in Texas was making so much noise that over 40 people complained about it. And what did they […]
Well well, it looks like another day in paradise for crypto enthusiasts! Two Russian nationals have been charged with stealing $6.2 million worth of XRP from […]
In a move as predictable as it is pathetic, the Bitcoin Policy Institute has launched yet another futile attempt to prop up its beloved cryptocurrency with […]
Cryptocurrency: because who needs real wealth when you can have fake numbers printed out by computers? It's not like we've learned anything from history about tulip […]
You think you can just tap into zero-alcohol beer growth and rake it all in? Well let me tell you something my friends. In a region […]
Here we go again - another year, another round of “Ethereum’s gas fees are too high” articles in the crypto press. Or so it seems – […]
The Digital Chamber (TDC) thinks that cryptocurrency should be free from regulation? Give me a break! They're just another group of apologists for the crypto bros […]
Crypto: where you can launder hundreds of millions in drug money and still get invited to fancy parties! It's like the ultimate badge of honor among […]
So Vanguard is finally wise enough not to jump into this crypto trainwreck yet. Only time will tell if they're smart or just scared, but I'll […]
Another day, another bunch of gullible idiots pouring their money into Bitcoin because they think it's a get-rich-quick scheme. Meanwhile, the rest of us are over […]
Another laughable attempt by a central bank to create something that will inevitably fail in spectacular fashion! The Philippines' Bangko Sentral ng Pilipinas (BSP) is planning […]
Another Central Bank trying to prove they're relevant by throwing money at a project nobody asked for. As if creating more digital currencies would somehow magically […]
The crypto bros are at it again! They can't even get a regulation-by-harassment right without turning on each other. Meanwhile, I'm over here just waiting for […]
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