Cryptocurrency- what's not to love? It's like watching your money burn away into thin air while pretending it's still valuable because some dude said so! I […]
Oh boy, look at this: another giant pile of worthless cryptocurrency 'investors' getting their comeuppance from a court for being stupid enough to trust FTX. I […]
The crypto bros are at it again! They're so excited about their precious new Ether ETFs being listed on Cboe and BZX Exchange. Whoop-de-doo! As if […]
You can’t make this stuff up! The Basel Committee has decided to favor stablecoins issued by banks over those created by anyone else because... well, they’re […]
Oh boy, here we go again! TON is partnering up with some other blockchain project so they can both pretend to be relevant in a market […]
Saudi Arabia is trying to become a hub for web3 startups because they're desperate - who wouldn't want in on this multi-trillion dollar Ponzi scheme? The […]
Oh boy, it's time for another installment of "Crypto Bros Get Caught!" I mean seriously folks, do you really think stealing $300k worth of bitcoin is […]
Russian crypto miners are finally getting their act together - or at least trying to. A new bill regulating the industry has been approved by the […]
I guess some people still think that throwing money at a bunch of computer code is going to make them rich, huh? I mean, come on […]
Riot Platforms has bought more shares from Bitfarms because it's going bankrupt or something - that’s the only reason any company buys another one out in […]
The crypto bros can't even keep their own house clean from scammers and now we have one running it like his personal piggybank! And what's next? […]
The eternal question: can a cryptocurrency go up? In this case, it's not just about whether Solana (SOL) will rise, but if it'll even get out […]
The never-ending saga of gullible idiots throwing their money at crypto scams continues unabated! Who would have thought that a "supermarket used as a facade for […]
Unicoin exec explains why projects fail — Blockchain Futurist Conference. Because we all need another doomsday prediction from some crypto bro who thinks he’s the next […]
Russia's latest move into cryptocurrency is as laughable as it gets - they're trying to use the one thing they can't control (because let’s be real, […]
Oh boy, here we go again with another crypto bro trying to justify why his precious memecoins are going to last forever! Jelena Djuric is right […]
The crypto bros are at it again! This time they're promoting celebrity memecoins like there's no tomorrow (and honestly, who knows if there will be one […]
The world's most popular pump-and-dump scheme has done it again! In a feat worthy of the great crypto bros' collective genius (read: utter idiocy), Pump.fun has […]
Here's a summary that will make you laugh: The CFTC Chairman is finally catching on - Bitcoin and Ether are commodities, just like everyone else has […]
The great Japanese stock market rout of '24, where millions lost their shirt and everyone else cried themselves to sleep at night. It's like a bad […]
Oh boy here we go again with yet another self-proclaimed expert spewing out unsubstantiated predictions and hot air about a market he knows nothing about. Peter […]
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