Another day another meaningless metric from Token Terminal to celebrate Tron's utterly fabricated success! Who needs actual users or meaningful use cases when you can just […]
Bank of Russia is finally getting its act together and realizing that stablecoins are nothing but a recipe for disaster. It's about time they started taking […]
The Brazilian Securities Regulator CVM has finally woken up and realized that cryptocurrency is not as exciting as all those crypto bros made it out to […]
Another day, another attempt by crypto bros' favorite politicians (who are secretly just as clueless) to pretend they're fighting against "big government". Newsflash: Pierre Poilievre is […]
Cryptocurrency: where even law enforcement can't escape getting scammed! I guess that's what happens when you're dealing with a "revolutionary" technology created from nothing but hot […]
The crypto bros are at it again! They think they can just wave their hands and make the laws of economics go away. Meanwhile, Senator Chuck […]
It seems like Coinbase has finally woken up from its slumber long enough to realize that it's being used as a pawn by the crypto bros […]
The extradition decision is a no-brainer for New Zealand's Justice Minister Paul Goldsmith - it's about time Kim Dotcom faced justice after his alleged piracy empire […]
The cryptocurrency space is at it again, folks! This time around, Blackrock's IBIT fund has somehow managed to suck in a whopping $124 million on Monday […]
The crypto bros are at it again! This time they're coming up with some new framework called TCAF (Token Capital Adequacy Framework) because their precious stablecoins […]
Russia is finally doing something sensible in regards to cryptocurrency - regulating it. It's not like anyone needs any more proof that crypto is just numbers […]
The never-ending saga that is crypto continues unabated - it's like watching paint dry but with more financial ruin for those poor souls who still believe […]
The crypto bros just keep on getting fleeced! It's like they're begging for it with their gullible attitudes and lack of basic financial literacy. The Commodity […]
Crypto bros, are you ready for some more regulatory battles? Binance US is at it again! They're trying to spin this whole SEC lawsuit thing like […]
Crypto lovers can't catch a break it seems - first they're trying to convince us that their precious crypto has inherent value (spoiler alert: it doesn't), […]
It looks like the BRICS are trying their hand at creating yet another cryptocurrency that will inevitably fail miserably. Because what could possibly go wrong with […]
The great and all-knowing Vladimir Putin has deigned to bless us mere mortals with his latest decree: "Hey kids! Let's play with crypto!" Because what could […]
Well this was fun - a bunch of crypto bros trying to defend their precious scam coins against the SEC! Robinhood's Vlad Tenev thinks that "regulatory […]
Crypto, always a hot mess waiting to happen! You'd think that after all the scams, crashes and general chaos it's caused over the years, people would […]
The irony is palpable - a man who was impeached for mishandling funds now raises millions from cryptocurrency enthusiasts, an asset class notorious for scams and […]
Oh boy, do I love it when these crypto bros think they can just create their own rules and make up fake companies. Mantra Chain? More […]
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