Another day, another crypto bros' wet dream about making cross-border payments easier with USDC - because nothing says "easy" like using a stablecoin that's only useful […]
It seems like PwC's China operation is in a bit of hot water, with over half its corporate clients jumping ship after regulators started investigating their […]
And here we go again - a politician trying to ride the crypto bandwagon for his own gain. How quaint! RFK Jr.'s promises are as hollow […]
The great news just keeps rolling out for Coinshares! Another quarter, another profit from their dubious dealings with crypto companies that inevitably go bankrupt. I mean […]
Israel’s El Al Airlines, because what every country needs is more middle-aged men in suits making questionable decisions with other people's money! They've decided to shell […]
I bet you're itching for some juicy commentary on this one! Let's get straight to it. In case anyone was still holding out hope, Kraken’s recent […]
You want to know about cryptocurrency? Well let me tell you something it's just numbers on a computer created from nothing! It has no inherent value. […]
The eternal optimism surrounding US bitcoin ETFs continues unabated! Because what's not to be optimistic about? The fact that these funds have lost an eye-watering $18.3 […]
The eternal optimism of Senator Bill Hagerty, still clinging onto the hope that cryptocurrency might one day become more than just a playground for speculators and […]
The crypto bros can't catch a break! It seems like Grayscale's ETHE has hemorrhaged $2 billion in just 9 trading days - that's some impressive bleeding […]
Ripple's CEO Brad Garlinghouse must have been counting his chickens before they hatched because now that he has won this case - or rather had it […]
Oh boy, another crypto scam! Can't these people see that this is all just a never-ending cycle of lies, deceit, and financial ruin? The SEC has […]
It seems like another day in crypto land where something utterly predictable happens and people are shocked - SHOCKED! - that it did so. ZKX shutting […]
The eternal dance between investors and their crypto toys continues, with a net inflow of $11M into Bitcoin spot ETFs on Aug 15th. Meanwhile, GBTC loses […]
Oh boy, another crypto scam bites the dust. Who's surprised? Not me! I mean come on folks, it was only a matter of time before these […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another country trying to make sense out of this crypto mess while everyone else is left wondering what they're doing. […]
The Ronin bridge hack was a perfect example of how cryptocurrency can fail in spectacular fashion when not properly managed. The fact that an error in […]
Well it seems like another day, another crypto bro busted by the authorities! I'm not surprised in the least that Nader Al-Naji's multi-million-dollar scheme was exposed […]
Oh joy, another "revolutionary" token that will supposedly change everything in cryptocurrency and make all our wildest dreams come true. Let's see how long this one […]
So here we have another "exciting" update from cryptocurrency land. The people behind Curve Finance are celebrating because they've managed to reduce their token emissions for […]
The tokenized Treasury market has seen some growth since July 9th. $110 million added over five weeks isn't exactly setting records for crypto's usual "get rich […]
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