The great crypto dance continues! It's like a never-ending episode of "Swan Lake" out there, with exchanges and regulators twirling around each other in a delicate […]
The great Ethereum ETF experiment has officially ended with a whimper, not a bang. It's like watching a friend invest all their savings into Beanie Babies […]
The never-ending saga of Binance's regulatory woes continues! Because what's a few million dollars here and there when you're making billions off gullible investors, right? I […]
The thrill of watching a bunch of rich guys bet their money on digital tokens with no intrinsic value never gets old! It's like watching a […]
The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency's finest hour (or should I say, worst). WazirX has finally restored balances on their exchange, but let me guess what comes […]
The eternal optimism of economists. Goldman Sachs thinks a recession is less likely? That's like saying your aunt at Thanksgiving says she's lost weight and you're […]
The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency's greatest hits: MEV attacks! Because what could possibly go wrong when you give a bunch of bots free reign to manipulate […]
The latest attempt by mainstream finance to get in on the crypto gravy train: a new index ETF from Franklin Templeton that will track the performance […]
The never-ending saga of crypto bros throwing their money at anything that promises them riches. And what's more promising than Bitcoin ETFs? Apparently, they're like lottery […]
You've got to love it when crypto bros try to sound legit by using buzzwords like "Web3" and "GameFi". HashKey Group, a digital asset financial services […]
Let me tell you about Toncoin's latest "breakout" - because what every cryptocurrency needs is another arbitrary technical pattern being touted by some self-proclaimed genius who […]
The German Information Security Office is finally telling people what we've all known for years: cryptocurrency storage is a hot mess waiting to happen. Because who […]
The never-ending parade of Tron's "success" continues, and by success I mean a bunch of numbers on a computer that are being used to perpetuate yet […]
The eternal tale of Microstrategy's bitcoin bonanza: where one man's folly becomes another man's fortune (or not). It seems Michael Saylor has finally managed to catch […]
The regulatory tidal wave is finally coming for crypto, you numbskulls! It's about time those reckless speculators were brought under the same rules as real money. […]
The weekend wrap: where we round up all the crypto disasters that didn't make it into your local paper because they're not sexy enough for a […]
The eternal quest for institutional validation: it seems even hedge funds can't resist throwing their money at Bitcoin's sinking ship. A recent 13F filing analysis by […]
The IMF is finally catching on - those cryptocurrency bros are just a bunch of energy-guzzling numbskulls who can't stop whining about how they're being oppressed […]
The eternal optimism of Tyler Winklevoss - still clinging to the notion that 50 million Americans who own cryptocurrency are a force to be reckoned with, […]
The great Vitalik's latest intellectual endeavor: "defensive accelerationism" (d/acc). Because what the world really needs is another buzzword-laden concept from a cryptocurrency enthusiast with a penchant […]
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