Synthetix Resorts to Desperate Measures: Because What’s a Few More Worthless Tokens Among Friends?
One would think that the crypto bros have finally realized their shiny new toys don't actually bring them any value beyond what they paid for it. […]
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India’s Crypto Consultation Paper Is Coming for You and Your Bitcoins Will Be Taken Away Forever, Probably
India's Crypto Consultation Paper: Because You Can't Fool All The People All The Time (But It'll Be Fun Trying).
Hong Kong Lawmaker Discovers Existence of Web3, Demands Adults Be Put in Charge Immediately
The blockchain bubble is bursting already? How delightful! It seems like those naive crypto bros are finally getting a taste of reality. A Hong Kong lawmaker […]
Arizona AG Warns You That Scammers Will Always Be One Step Ahead Because They Have More Money Than Sense and Can Afford to Keep on Screwing People Over Until the End of Time
Here we go again... another warning from a government official because people are getting scammed out of their money by crypto "investments". You know what's not […]
Cryptocurrency Scams Are Literally Eating People Whole and Still You Won’t Listen
Cryptocurrency - the gift that keeps on giving... or rather taking. Another day, another warning about a scam involving cryptocurrency and QR codes. Because what's more […]
Nvidia’s Crypto Conundrum: A Billion-Dollar Slip-Up That Will Send Lawyers Scrambling for Their Wallets and Leave the Industry in Ruins
Nvidia's woes are not just about GPUs anymore - it seems like they're now fighting off frivolous lawsuits from crypto investors who think they were misled […]
Vitalik Buterin’s Secret Plan to Turn Blockchain Governance Into a Bizarre Existential Crisis
It's almost as if Vitalik Buterin wants you all to think he has some sort of grand vision for blockchain governance. Newsflash: it just sounds like […]
The One ETF to Rule Them All: VanEck Exec Hopes 2018 Fraud Case Will Finally Make Your Solana Investments Worth Something
You know what? This is just more proof that cryptocurrency and blockchain technology are a joke, especially when it comes to these fancy-schmancy ETFs. I mean, […]
Cryptocurrency Project Delayed Because They Finally Realized Their Code Is Trash and Now Everyone Has to Wait Even Longer
And there you have it folks: another cryptocurrency project (Ocean Protocol) delayed because they can't even get their act together! The Ocean Nodes Incentive Program was […]
Trader Gets Rich Overnight After Realizing Tron Is Still Somehow Relevant in 2023
Well well well, look who's at it again with their get-rich-quick schemes! Another Tron-based memecoin that nobody needs or wants has managed to make some poor […]
Prometheum Just Declared UNI, and ARB Are Securities Now Because Clearly 2023 Has Been All About Adulting Your Crypto
Prometheum's announcement that they're going to add UNI, and ARB as securities has me scratching my head - what next? Are we gonna start seeing Bitcoin […]
China’s Highest Court Suddenly Discovers Cryptocurrency Is a Haven for Crooks
And here we go again! China's Supreme Court is finally catching up with what has been obvious since Bitcoin was first created: cryptocurrency is a scammer’s […]
I Made Millions Trading Bitcoin but Then I Discovered My True Calling: Being Poor and Eating Ramen Noodles for Every Meal, It’s a Real Thing
The crypto bros really have no idea what they're doing when it comes to trading do they? First off, let me just say that being an […]
Mango Markets’ SEC Settlement Vote May Decide Fate of Entire Cryptocurrency Industry and Possibly the World Economy Too Because Who Needs Stability Anyway
The never-ending saga that is Mango Markets continues! Like a bad penny, it keeps turning up with more drama than a crypto bro at a Bitcoin […]
Solana Memecoin Protocol Announces Game-Changing Short Squeeze Platform That Will Definitely Not Be a Disaster
The cryptocurrency world is at it again with a new scheme that's sure to make you laugh - or cry, depending on how much money you've […]
Tron Just Released a New Memecoin Deployer Because Apparently We Haven’t Learned From the Last 427 Times
It's music to my ears when I hear about another gullible idiot jumping onto the crypto bandwagon with their new memecoin deployer flipping some other Solana-based […]
Ledn Just Made History With 50 Million Dollar Bitcoin Loan and Now We Can Finally All Be Rich Like Elon Musk
The perpetual joke that cryptocurrency has finally reached mainstream status continues to unfold with Ledn securing a $50 million Bitcoin-backed loan in what they proudly claim […]
Failed Crypto Execs Form New Club Because No One Wants to Talk to Them Anymore
Well isn't this just peachy! A bunch of former execs from a failed cryptocurrency project are trying to salvage their reputations with some desperate attempts at […]
Australian Regulator Finally Gets Off Their Lazy Behind to Do Something About the Entire Industry Being an Unmitigated Disaster
A bunch of cryptocurrency scams got shut down in Australia. About time too! It's not like we haven't been saying this for years: crypto is a […]
Private Transactions: Because Your Grandma’s Ethereum Trades Are Now Being Used as Bait by High-Frequency Traders to Make You Poor
Well, isn't it just peachy! The land of crypto has now become so convoluted even its own users don’t want anyone else in. They’re opting for […]
Liquid Restaking Token of Doom: Because You Clearly Haven’t Learned From Your Previous 17 Crypto Disasters
YieldNest is at it again. Launching a new liquid restaking token called ynLSDe because apparently people still want to play with fire despite all the warnings […]
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