The 10 Most Epic Failures From the ICO Apocalypse: Where Are They Now?
The ICO era - a time when gullible investors threw their money at anything with a blockchain and a pretty website, hoping to get rich quick. […]
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BREAKING: Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough Stablecoins Yet, Another One Is Coming to Ruin Your Life
So, because we all know that what's missing from our lives is another stablecoin, Progmat and Japanese entertainment giant DMM Group have decided to join forces […]
You Won’t Believe the Absolute Brain-Deadness of People Who Just Lost $5 Million to a Pig Butchering Crypto Scam
You'd think that by now, people would've learned not to fall for those sappy romance scams where some smooth-talking crypto 'expert' woos them into investing in […]
BREAKING: The Apocalypse Has Arrived – Franklin Templeton Decides Your Life Savings Should Be Held Hostage by Blockchain
Franklin Templeton: Because Who Needs Traditional Finance When You Can Just Tokenize Everything?.
Tether Says No to Blockchain Launch: We’re Too Cool for Our Own Technology
There's nothing quite like watching cryptocurrency companies eat their own lunch. I mean, who needs your own blockchain when you can just use someone else's? Paolo […]
BREAKING: Crypto Bro’s Most Epic Prediction Yet – Will SOL Price FINALLY Skyrocket as TVL Hits 1-Year High?! (Spoiler Alert: We’ve Seen This Movie Before)
The perpetual optimism of crypto bros never ceases to amaze me. They're like the boy who cried wolf - always predicting that prices are about to […]
$24 Million Dollar NFT Sale Proves Once and for All That the Entire Crypto Market Is a Flavorless, Overpriced Soufflé
The CryptoPunk That Couldn't: $24M Sale Shows Even The Rich Can Get Poor.
Trump Launches New Crypto Scheme Because Clearly He Has No Other Ideas Left
Well well well, look who's jumping on the cryptocurrency bandwagon - it seems even Donald Trump can't resist the allure of getting rich quick and fleecing […]
Your Country Adopted a Digital Dollar and Now You’re Literally Dying
Cryptocurrency's cousin, central bank digital currencies (CBDCs), might be a flop too - or at least that's what new research suggests. According to the study, countries […]
Nvidia Earnings Call: Analysts Lose Minds, Predict Company Will Suddenly Turn Into Actual Moon and Merge With Sun to Become $10 Trillion Dollar Ball of Fire Within Five Years!
Analysts are going gaga about Nvidia's upcoming earnings call, predicting record-breaking profits and revenue. Because what could possibly go wrong with a company whose value is […]
MAC USERS: Your Crypto Is About to Get Stolen by the Most Epic Malware You’ve Never Heard of (And We’re Not Even Kidding This Time)
Mac users beware: the latest AMOS malware is here and it's going after your cryptocurrency wallet apps with a vengeance! It can clone popular Mac programs […]
BREAKING NEWS! You Won’t Believe What Just Happened to the Guy Who Promised Us Endless Freedom on the Internet
Telegram's Durov Arrested: Because Nothing Says 'Freedom' Like Being Locked Up in a French Jail Cell.
YOU WON’T BELIEVE What This Guy Did With His Life – He’s Going Down for 20 Years of Doing Nothing but Playing With Fake Internet Coins!
More Crypto Crime: Because Who Needs Real Jobs When You Can Be A High-Roller Money Launderer?.
Crypto Bros Launch Insane New Scheme: ‘Proof-of-Ink’ Will Make Your Web3 Dreams Come True… Or Maybe Just Take All Your Money
Crypto bros can't even get a tattoo right - they're launching 'Proof-of-Ink' to supposedly boost Web3 adoption? What's the point of having digital individuality if you […]
AVALANCHE PRICE TO TURN BULLISH ANY SECOND NOW (Seriously Though It Might Just Crash Again)
Crypto bros are at it again! They're trying to convince us that Avalanche (AVAX) is about to turn bullish after months of tanking. Yeah right, and […]
BREAKING: KRACKEN JUST GOT PWND BY THE MAN – Supreme Court Ruling DOOMS Cryptocurrency Forever
One of these things is going to be a security... eventually.
You Won’t Believe the Shocking Truth About Video Game Developers and Their Inability to Keep a Simple Chat Server Secure
The cryptocurrency community's favorite pastime: getting hacked!.
BIG TECH’S NEXT GET RICH QUICK SCHEME IS HERE! Robotics Revolution Will Change Everything (Probably Not)
The next 'big thing' in tech is always just around the corner, or so we're told. Robotics has been touted as the future for years now, […]
It Can Only Go Up… Again!: The Mysterious Connection Between Rate Cuts and Crypto Bull Markets That Will Blow Your Mind (And Probably Not Happen This Time)
Rate cuts? More like Rate-sets-for-a-bull-market-gold-rush! The crypto bros are salivating at the prospect of another interest rate cut, and I'm here to tell you it's all […]
Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Go Back in the Water: Another JPMorgan Report Confirms Your Grandma’s Investment Strategy Is Still Better Than Bitcoin Mining!
The never-ending saga of Bitcoin's existential crisis continues to unfold like a bad soap opera. It seems that even the most die-hard fans can't escape the […]
YOU WON’T BELIEVE the Shocking Reason Why This AI Company Just Gave Away 10 MILLION DOLLARS to Struggling Startups
Fetch.ai: Because Who Needs Real Value When You Can Have Artificial Intelligence?.
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