Tattooed and Betrayed: Is This Permanent Mark the Only Thing Securing Your Anonymity in a World Where Everything Else Is Just a Click Away?
Proof-of-Ink by Gavin Wood: The Tattoo That Will Secure Your Web3 Privacy, or So He Claims (Yawn).
Crypto News
Ripple, Kraken Executives Suddenly Realize They’re Not Above the Law After All (SHOCKER)
Well, it looks like Ripple and Kraken are still trying to convince us that their precious crypto assets aren't securities after all. Because what could possibly […]
BREAKING: Ethereum’s Latest ‘Upgrade’ Is Actually Just a Siren Song for More Bots and Failed Transactions, Insists Expert Who Clearly Has Nothing Better to Do
The eternal struggle of cryptocurrency enthusiasts to pretend that their precious blockchain technology is more than just a fancy way to move numbers around.
BREAKING: Your Crypto Dreams Are Officially Doomed as Court Rips Apart Kraken Like a Tuna Can
It looks like Kraken's crypto dreams just got a whole lot more expensive - not in Bitcoin or Ethereum, mind you, but in legal fees and […]
You Won’t Believe the Crypto Bro Who Blew $1.14 Million of Investor Cash on Online Poker Frenzies!
Well, it looks like another crypto bro's scheme has come crashing down around his ears! Austin Michael Taylor, founder of Clucoin, is now singing like a […]
You Won’t Believe the Utter Genius Behind Paypal’s Latest Scheme: Earn Rewards on Stablecoins While Doing Absolutely Nothing!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... Paypal launches its latest brainchild: PYUSD Rewards Program with Anchorage Digital. Because what […]
YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE HORROR! Philippines Declares War on Clueless Cryptocurrency Enthusiasts – 99 Arrested in EPIC Bust
Crypto Scams: Where Gullible Idiots Meet Fraudsters, Literally.
Why Perplexity AI Just Unleashed the Most Brilliant Marketing Strategy Ever: ADVERTISING ON CHATBOTS, BECAUSE WHO DOESN’T LOVE a GOOD HEMORRHOID CREAM SPOT DURING CONVERSATION?
...and now they're trying to monetize their fancy chatbots with ads! Because what's a few more dollars per thousand impressions when you can make your users' […]
It’s Back to the Future for Your Money… Again! Wazirx Resumes Withdrawals on Aug 26, Because Yesterday Was Just a Dream
WazirX: Where Cryptocurrency Dreams Come Crashing Down (Again).
$2.5 Million Down the Drain: Billionaire Bails Out Another Bitcoin Fad, Proving He Has No Shame (Or a Pulse)
Not another cryptocurrency 'innovation' to line Tim Draper's pockets. Because what we really need is more ways for people to waste their money on imaginary numbers […]
Bombshell! Meta’s Next-Gen Headset Axed in Bizarre Twist of Fate, Leaving Millions to Wonder if They’ve Been Scammed Into Buying Overpriced Glasses for Their Face!
Meta's Metaverse Mishap: A Cautionary Tale of Overhyping VR.
BITCOIN: THE ULTIMATE GET RICH QUICK SCHEME IS BACK! $252 MILLION POURS IN AS ETHER ETFs CONTINUE TO BURN MONEY LIKE IT’S GOING OUT OF STYLE!
The never-ending circus that is crypto continues! It's not like we haven't seen this before - Bitcoin ETFs soaring with millions pouring in while ether ETFs […]
8/23: The One Day a Year You Should Actually Listen to Cryptocurrency ‘Analysts’ Before They Get Fired Again
The cryptocurrency market is a never-ending circus of speculation and hype, with prices bouncing around like a rubber ball on a pogo stick. The so-called 'analysts' […]
BREAKING: Because You Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough, Crypto Insanity Continues as Magic Eden Unleashes New Token to Make Cross-Chain Trading Even More Confusing!
The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency's wild west continues. Magic Eden is launching a new token called ME to facilitate cross-chain trading because what the world really […]
You Won’t Believe the Utter Catastrophe That’s Ruining Web3 Adoption – It Has NOTHING to Do With Crypto Prices or Regulatory Headaches
The Web3 Wallet Woes: Because Who Needs Simple When You Can Have Seed Phrases?.
BREAKING: Sony Creates New Blockchain Because Who Needs Actual Value When You Can Just Make Up a Web3 Buzzword?
Well, it looks like the Emperor's New Clothes are getting a blockchain makeover - Sony is launching its very own layer-2 blockchain called Soneium because apparently […]
YOU WON’T BELIEVE the Crypto Exchange That Just Got Sued by a Bunch of Outraged Australians… Guess Who It Is!
Not another one bites the dust! It seems like every other week we're reading about some cryptocurrency exchange getting fined by a regulatory body for its […]
Pavel Durov Arrested: Telegram Users Finally Prove They’re More Lethal Than Any Terrorist Plot!
It looks like Pavel Durov's Telegram has finally caught up with him - or rather, his users' questionable activities have. The CEO was arrested in France […]
Why Bitcoin ETFs Are Still Winning (Because Everyone Else Is Too Stupid to Get Out)
Just when I thought it was safe to go back into the water... another day, another influx of gullible idiots throwing their money at Bitcoin ETFs […]
They’re Still Falling for It: Anchorage Digital Unleashes New ‘Opportunity’ to Watch Your Money Disappear With PayPal Stablecoin Yield!
You'd think that by now, the crypto bros would've learned not to throw good money after bad, but nope! They're still lining up like lemmings for […]
BREAKING: Cryptocurrency Firm That’s Probably Going to Get Hacked Partners With World-Famous Team Whose Financial Situation Is a Never-Ending Soap Opera!
Crypto Exchange Gate.io Secures Sponsorship Deal With Italian Soccer Giant Inter Milan - Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?.
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