BREAKING: We Finally Found a Bug That’s Not Completely Ruining Your Life, but Only if You Use This One Specific Product
The 'Wild West' of Cryptocurrency: Where Bugs and Scammers Reign Supreme (Again).
Crypto News
Radical Cuts Ahead! ‘DeFi Darling’ Dumps 1 in 7 Employees Like Yesterday’s Trash Because, You Know, Refocusing Is Code for We Ran Out of Money
Radix's latest round of layoffs is just another nail in the coffin of this DeFi dumpster fire.
Mbappé’s Hacked Account Spreads Crypto Scam Like the Gift That Keeps on Giving… Millions Lost (Again)
The never-ending saga of crypto scams continues! It's like a bad penny that just keeps turning up - or in this case, a hacked celebrity account […]
WE’RE ON THE VERGE OF a MASSIVE ETH PRICE EXPLOSION… Said No One Ever: Ethereum’s 36% DApp Volume Surge Is Just the Beginning of NOTHING
The eternal optimism of crypto bros never ceases to amuse me. They're still convinced that Ethereum's 36% increase in DApp volumes will magically translate into a […]
YOU WON’T BELIEVE What Happened When the Average Joe Finally Wised Up and Pulled Their Cash Out of That Super-Unsafe, Totally-Unreliable Bitcoin Fund
The Crypto Bubble Pops: BlackRock's Bitcoin ETF Sees Second-Ever Outflow of $13.5M.
Bitcoin Mining Genius Discovers Way to Sell Air
So another genius in the crypto space has come up with a new way for miners to sell their future hashrate - because what's more valuable […]
WARNING: Bitcoin’s About to Skyrocket Due to ‘Sugar High’ From Fed – Expert Who Used to Run Illicit Crypto Exchange Warns You!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the cryptocurrency pool... Arthur Hayes is at it again, spewing his usual brand of snake […]
Crypto CEO’s Bloody Day in Court: Where Virtual Wealth Meets Real-World Knife Fights!
} The world of cryptocurrency: where virtual riches are matched only by real-life danger! Who needs a Ponzi scheme when you can have a CEO-stabbing in […]
BREAKING: Another Excuse for the 99% to Invest Their Entire Life Savings Into a Hope and Pray Strategy
The Never-Ending Saga of Crypto Options: Because Who Needs Actual Value Anyway?.
Russia: Please Don’t Be Mean to Us When We Torture Our Own Citizens
}The Russian government is warning France not to turn Pavel Durov's detention into a case of 'political persecution'. How quaint. The irony here is rich: Russia, […]
Web3 CEO Unleashes Earth-Shattering Revelation: Bitcoin Can Save Humanity From AI Data Chaos… Or Something
The latest delusional ramblings from a Web3 CEO, because what every conversation needs is more buzzwords like 'data provenance' and 'anchoring'. It sounds like something out […]
$8 Billion Dollar Ponzi Scheme Now Accepting Payments on Even More Blockchains!
Tokenized Treasuries: Because Who Needs Real Money When You Can Have Fake Crypto?.
TON Implodes AGAIN in Breathtaking Display of Blockchain Brilliance
The never-ending saga of The Open Network (TON) and its DOGS-related outages continues, because what's a blockchain without some good old-fashioned instability? It seems like just […]
‘BEHOLD! THE CRYPTO WILD WEST IS COMING FOR YOU NEXT!’ CEO Gets STABBED IN COURT, but Don’t Worry Folks, Your Life Savings Are Still Safe… Maybe
The Wild West of Crypto: Where CEOs Get Stabbed and Investors Lose Their Shirt.
Crypto Bro Apocalypse: Oasys and Japanese Banking Giant Join Forces to Turn Your Life Savings Into Digital Ash
The never-ending parade of crypto bros trying to make it big in Japan continues! Oasys, a blockchain platform for Web3 gaming (read: another way for people […]
hONG kONG’S LATEST DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO MAKE BLOCKCHAIN SOUND COOL… AGAIN!
More like 'Commentry' - get it? Because they're commenting on how great this sandbox is, but in reality, it's just another attempt by regulators to prop […]
Economist Drops Bombshell: You’re Probably a Psycho for Investing in Cryptocurrency
title: Crypto Owners Are Psychopaths (But We Already Knew That).
Bitcoin’s Epic Collapse Guaranteed in 2024… Just Trust Us!
} The eternal optimist's guide to bitcoin: where we take historical trends that say it will tank, but somehow convince ourselves it'll buck the odds and […]
You Won’t Believe the Shocking Reason Why Another Day, Another Dollar (Not) Transacted on the Open Network’s Super-Stable Blockchain
The Open Network: Because Nothing Says 'Stability' Like a Cryptocurrency That Can't Even Handle Memecoins.
TeraWulf Launches New Bitcoin Mining Facility Because Clearly We Haven’t Solved Global Energy Crisis Yet, Also Wants to Be Best Friends With Tech Giants (Please)
Just when I thought the crypto market had hit rock bottom (which is probably still true), along comes TeraWulf with its latest attempt to convince us […]
We Can’t Believe You’re Still Here! Daily Active Addresses Hit 1 MILLION as the Thrilling World of Basenames Takes Over Your Life
The Great Basenames Boom: Because What Every Network Needs is More Boring Names.
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