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Crypto News
Washington State Tackles Groundbreaking New Scam: Fake Crypto Exchange That Actually Exists (For Now)
Well isn't this just peachy? Another crypto scam making headlines and fleecing some poor soul out of $200,000! I mean who needs a functioning economy when […]
$71 MILLION DUMPED ON BITCOIN ETFS IN ONE DAY: IS THE CRYPTO CRASH FINALLY OVER? (Spoiler Alert: NOPE, IT’S JUST GETTING STARTER)
The great crypto crash continues! It seems like no one wants to hold onto their worthless Bitcoin ETFs anymore, with a whopping $71.73 million flowing out […]
Crypto Chaos Erupts as Telegram Gets Raided by Accountants in Suits, Opensea Forced to Use Excel
Crypto: where the only thing more abundant than hype is regulatory scrutiny.
WARNING: We’re on the Brink of a 100 Layer-2 Blockchain Apocalypse and Nobody Knows What Any of Them Do!
Solutions without problems: The L2 explosion that's not solving anything - It seems like every other day we hear about another layer-2 (L2) blockchain being launched, […]
Crypto Traders Are Literally Begging You to Sell Your House, Because Apparently That’ll Cover the Cost of Buying Some Altcoins Right Now
The eternal optimism of crypto traders never ceases to amuse me, especially when they're peddling their 'buy signal' nonsense like a bunch of snake oil salesmen. […]
WE TOLD YOU SO! Matic Suddenly Awakens, Reminds Everyone They Still Have No Idea What They’re Doing With Their Money
Crypto's greatest trick: convincing idiots they're about to get rich while simultaneously losing their shirts.
BREAKING: Bank of Russia Abandons Sanity, Considers Using Stablecoins Because Who Needs Actual Banking Anyway?
The Bank of Russia has finally caught up and realized that cryptocurrency is just a bunch of nonsense created by idiots who want to get rich […]
TELEGRAM’S TURBULENT FUTURE: CEO Pavel Durov ARRESTED in France and UAE Is Freaking Out!
It's about time someone got caught. Pavel Durov, aka Mr. 'I'm above the law', Telegram CEO has been arrested in France for allegedly enabling cybercrimes on […]
BREAKING: Maker DeFi Lending Protocol Renames Itself Sky Because ‘Maker’ Was Apparently a Total Buzzkill for Crypto Bros Everywhere… AND THEY’RE LAUNCHING a NEW STABLECOIN BECAUSE WHY NOT?!?
The never-ending farce that is cryptocurrency continues to entertain and confound us all. The latest installment of this saga features Maker DeFi lending protocol rebranding itself […]
You Won’t Believe the Utterly Ridiculous Reason Altcoin Season Is Still MIA
Crypto traders are so desperate for a return on their investments that they're jumping straight into buying the most ridiculous, worthless altcoins like PEPE and WIF […]
You Won’t Believe the Shocking New Episode of Hashing It Out: A Podcast So Densely Packed With Web3 Jargon You’ll Need Oxygen Tanks to Listen!
The never-ending saga of blockchain technology and its attempt to justify itself as a viable industry continues. In this latest episode of Hashing It Out, we're […]
IT’S OFFICIAL! You Won’t Believe the Outrageous Reason Why Trump Just Dropped Another 4 Billion Worth of His Face on Bitcoin
The 'Crypto President' Strikes Again: Because What America Really Needs is More of Donald's NFTs.
You Won’t Believe the Real Reason Behind Meta’s Bizarre Warnings… It Has Nothing to Do With Quantum Physics!
The Quantum Apocalypse: A Scam for Cryptocurrency Brokers?.
BREAKING: You’re Going Broke! ‘Google of South Korea’ Joins Forces With Chiliz Blockchain on New Crypto Wallet That Will Definitely Not Steal Your Life Savings!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... or rather, invest your hard-earned cash into a cryptocurrency that's not going to […]
You Won’t Believe What Happens When You Combine Unstable Cryptocurrency With a Country That Can’t Even Balance Its Budget!
Stables Money: because who needs actual stability when you can have cryptocurrency?.
DOGECOIN GETS PUNCHED AGAIN: Court Finally Recognizes What We Already Knew, Elon Musk Has Been Manipulating You All Along
The cryptocurrency world's favorite punching bag just got punched again - and it still can't seem to get out of its own way.
Gavin Wood Still Living in His Fantasy World, Thinks Everyone Will Just Start Giving Away Bitcoin Forever
Gavin Wood's Pipe Dream of Free Crypto Transactions - Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?.
BREAKING: TON’s Blockchain Implodes Under Crushing Weight of DOGS Memecoin Launch Because Apparently Validators Were Too Busy Playing Solitaire to Clean Their Database
In a stunning display of incompetence, TON's blockchain has been down for hours due to an 'unusual load' caused by the launch of Dogs (DOGS), another […]
$3K ETH Price Breakout: Still Waiting… Like We All Are for the Apocalypse
The eternal optimists and their $3K Ethereum dreams are at it again! Meanwhile, in the real world, people are actually buying things that have inherent value […]
We’re Now Officially One Step Closer to a Global Economic Collapse as Bloomberg Adds Insanely Volatile Election Data Feed
Bloomberg's Terminal: Because You Clearly Need More Ways to Lose Money on Election Betting.
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