Bitcoin ETFs: Because Who Needs Actual Money When You Can Bet on a Fad and Lose Everything
The gullible idiots are at it again! They're pouring their hard-earned cash into Bitcoin ETFs like there's no tomorrow - or in this case, until they […]
The gullible idiots are at it again! They're pouring their hard-earned cash into Bitcoin ETFs like there's no tomorrow - or in this case, until they […]
The eternal dance of cryptocurrency's biggest scam - stablecoins! It seems like no matter how many times we expose them for what they really are (numbers […]
The tech giant's woes continue as they get dragged through the courts and forced to reform their app store practices, much like how some of us […]
Cryptocurrency: the gift that keeps on giving...to scammers! You know what's almost as exciting as getting rich quick with some fly-by-night cryptocurrency? Getting hacked by sophisticated […]
Here we go again with another thrilling tale of cryptocurrency woes! Binance's Tigran Gamabaryan got himself locked up in a Nigerian prison, because what could possibly […]
Finally some good news from the world of cryptocurrency. It seems like someone's finally been caught for scamming people out of their hard-earned cash with fake […]
I'm sure this is going to end well - another country getting suckered into regulating an industry built on nothing but hot air. The Central Bank […]
The inevitable has happened - more numbskulls have convinced themselves they're going to get rich quick by investing in a currency made of thin air, courtesy […]
The recent surge in cryptocurrency prices has left many investors wondering if this is the start of another bull run or just a temporary blip on […]
You know who's really good at hiding money? Cryptocurrency enthusiasts in Argentina! They've been stashing it away for years without paying any tax on it - […]
More like "DOJ Launches Whistleblower Awards Program for Gullible Idiots Who Invested in Crypto". Because let's face it, if you're stupid enough to invest in cryptocurrency […]
It seems like another day, another dollar lost by crypto bros who still can't figure out that their precious Bitcoin ETFs are nothing but money pits […]
The cryptocurrency world is a dumpster fire and it's only getting worse! It seems like every day we get to see another ETF fail miserably or […]
It seems like Ryan Selkis is finally realizing that cryptocurrency is a joke - not because it's some revolutionary new technology (it isn't), but because of […]
The grand return of Aave hitting new ATHs in weekly borrowers is just what we all needed – another reminder that cryptocurrency investors are still delusional […]
Another day another bunch of politicians making promises they can't keep about Bitcoin, because what's more fun than watching them get their fingers burned on this […]
It's about time the French took some actual action against these crypto bros who've been scamming people left and right. But let's be real here - […]
Hamilton Lane's latest move into private credit fund launches on Solana is a joke right? I mean who needs traditional banking when you can just create […]
The never-ending saga of Coinbase vs. the world! Or, in this case, against a court decision they don't like. Because what's more fun than trying to […]
The cryptocurrency space is rife with scams, folks! And ZKasino's antics are just another example of how these projects fleece unsuspecting users out of their hard-earned […]
You know what they say: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." But when a Chinese company like Lenovo makes billions in revenue while beating estimates […]