The Epic Failure of Bitcoin’s $60K Rally Has Finally Woken Up the Entire World (But Only Just)
The Bitcoin bubble has burst and I'm here for it! It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion - you know it's going to end […]
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When You Thought SWIFT Was Just a Bunch of Stodgy Old Bankers, They Drop a Bombshell: Cryptocurrency Chaos Coming to Your Wallet
Swift, the banking giant that's been around since before you were born (or at least your parents), is finally jumping onto the cryptocurrency bandwagon. Because what […]
NFT Industry in PANIC MODE! Coinbase Launches Desperate ‘Stand With Crypto’ Fund to Protect Their Lucrative Money-Laundering Art Scheme!
Stand With Crypto's latest move is a desperate attempt by Coinbase and its pals to cling to their precious NFTs as regulators start to crack down […]
BREAKING: Nigerian Regulator Suddenly Discovers Existence of Unlicensed Crypto Entities, Threatens to Actually Do Something About It
} The Nigerian Securities and Exchange Commission is finally cracking down on unlicensed crypto entities because apparently it's been too busy hosting tea parties with them […]
SEC Blames Us, Not Their 200-Year-Old Dictionary for Token Securitization Fiasco
SEC 'regrets any confusion' from dubbing tokens as securities: filing? More like SEC regrets getting caught red-handed for being a bunch of bureaucratic buffoons who can't […]
BREAKING: Nomic Introduces Revolutionary New Way to Move Bitcoins Around Without Actually Using a Bank or Exchange… But There’s Still Trust Involved
Just when you thought the world of cryptocurrency couldn't get any more confusing, along comes Nomic with its 'decentralized Bitcoin custody engine' that supports Ethereum. Because […]
North Carolina Declares Independence From Basic Economic Understanding, Becomes First State to Embracing Utter Financial Ignorance
} The thrill of watching gullible politicians try to outdo each other with their anti-crypto grandstanding never gets old! It's almost as if they think that […]
Decentralized Finance: Because Getting Hacked Out of 6 Million Bucks Is Now Just Part of the Service
Crypto's latest 'innovation': getting hacked out of 6 million bucks! Who needs actual security when you can just use the magic words 'decentralized finance' and hope […]
BREAKING: Regulators Finally Realize That People Are Getting Ripped Off by Shiny New Coins, but It’s Probably Too Late
The Cryptocurrency Scamathon Continues: Because Who Needs Inherent Value Anyway?.
BREAKING: Etoro Gets Sued by Grandma, Fined $1.5M for Not Doing What They Were Already Told to Do With Their Crypto Stuff (Spoiler Alert: It’s a Real Shock)
Yet another cryptocurrency company gets spanked by the SEC for operating outside the law. Who'd have thought? Not me, certainly not after writing about this nonsense […]
IT’S OFFICIAL: Trump’s Crypto Platform Launch Will Either Be a Catastrophic Failure or an Existentially Threatening Event Horizon
The world is still waiting with bated breath as Donald Trump's crypto platform launch looms on the horizon like a toxic cloud of hype over a […]
Get Ready to Lose Your Shirt as Eve Frontier’s in-Game Economy Unleashes a Torrent of New and Exciting Ways for Crypto Investors to Suffer
The Eve Frontier Blockchain Scam: Because You Clearly Want More Ways for Cryptos to Fail.
You Won’t Believe the Shocking Truth About Crypto! $5.6 Billion Stolen, 71% of Victims Sucked Into Get-Rich-Quick Scams!
It's official: cryptocurrency has become the ultimate get-rich-quick scheme for scammers and suckers alike.
You Won’t Believe What Happened This Weekend: Circle Finally Catches Up to Everyone Else, Ethereum Researcher Abandons Ship for Greener Pastures
This is a weekend wrap-up that's as dull as Circle blacklisting Lazarus Group addresses, over four months after other stablecoin issuers did it already. Meanwhile, Ethereum […]
You Won’t Believe What Just Happened (But You’ll Probably Need to Read a Whole Article About It): Worldcoin’s World ID Finally Gets Connected to Another Blockchain via Some Other Company That Sounds Like a Magic Spell, Because Who Needs Simplicity?
...and now we have another 'blockchain revolution' milestone: cross-chain compatibility with Solana via Wormhole! Because what the world really needed was more complicated ways of moving […]
BREAKING: World Finally Runs Out of Excuses to Invest in Shaky Blockchain Stuff as State Street Launches 3 More Crypto ETFs Because Why Not?
Just when you thought the crypto bros were done fleecing unsuspecting rubes, along comes financial giant State Street with not one, not two, but three new […]
Wealth Managers Confess to Being Deluded by Crypto Fever, Proceed to Lose Clients’ Money Anyway
The Cryptocurrency Circus Continues: Wealth Managers Jump On The Bandwagon Of Foolishness.
VITALIK BUTERIN UNLEASHED: Crypto Kingpin Returns With Frenzied Posting Spree, Leaves Fans Begging for Mercy
Vitalik Buterin: from absent crypto kingpin to X-platform poster boy - what's behind the sudden return?.
BOMBSHELL: Cryptocurrency Scheme So Catastrophically Bad That Singapore’s Parliament Has to Warn Citizens Not to Lose All Their Money (Again)
It seems like another cryptocurrency scheme has gone off the rails and Singapore's authorities are left picking up the pieces. Because what could possibly go wrong […]
BREAKING: SEC Declares Crypto Bro Dreams Officially Dead, Confirms Tokens Are Actually Just Stocks in Disguise
The eternal struggle between regulators trying to make sense of cryptocurrency and crypto bros who are still convinced they're going to get rich quick by trading […]
Justin Sun’s Latest Scheme Implodes: Sky Drops Wrapped Bitcoin Like It’s Hot Trash, Because Let’s Face It, Who Needs That Much Drama?
It looks like Justin Sun's latest scheme has bitten him back... or should I say, his Wrapped Bitcoin (WBTC) variant is about to get a nice […]
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