Wrapped Bitcoin: The Crypto Bro’s Pet Project That Finally Gets Ditched by a Smart Company
DeFi lending protocol Sky is ditching Wrapped Bitcoin like it's going out of style - and who can blame them? It's not just the fact that […]
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When Two Visionaries Get Together: Nayib Bukele and Elon Musk Join Forces, Humanity’s Future Is Pretty Much Sealed
Suddenly the crypto bros have found a new hero - Nayib Bukele! The Salvadoran President who's been peddling his worthless cryptocurrency like it's going out of […]
$158 MILLION DUMPED INTO BITCOIN: The Bizarre Saga Continues – Will This Time Be Different (Spoiler Alert: Nope)
The eternal dance: people throwing money at a void and calling it 'investment'. ETF inflows surge? Whoop-de-doo! It's just more suckers jumping onto the sinking ship […]
You Won’t Believe the SHOCKING Truth About This Mysterious 2009 Bitcoin Wallet That’s Still Spewing Out Cash Like It’s Going Out of Style… Until You Realize It’s Just a Bunch of Rich Guys Playing With Their Play Money
Don't get too excited about this 'ancient' bitcoin wallet spending business - it's just a bunch of old coins being moved around by some bored rich […]
CRYPTO BROs REJOICE: $57 BILLION WORTH OF BTC GETS LOST DOWN BITCOIN RABBIT HOLE AS SPOT ETF INFLUXES CONTINUE TO BREAK BANK…AND THE PLANET
The never-ending saga of crypto bros throwing their money into a void continues unabated as spot Bitcoin and Ether ETFs suck in another $95 million on […]
11 AI Chatbots Reveal Jaw-Dropping 2024 Gold and Silver Price Predictions: But Will They Be Correct Before the Market Collapses Like Your Ex-Girlfriend’s Relationship Goals?
The art of predicting market trends is like trying to predict when your crypto bro will finally realize that his 'investment' in buttcoin has tanked - […]
BREAKING: Seattle Airport Held Hostage by $6M Bitcoin Extortionists – Will They Pay Up or Risk Total Air Travel Anarchy?
The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency-fueled chaos continues! Seattle-Tacoma International Airport has been hit with a $6 million bitcoin ransom demand after being cyberattacked by those pesky […]
BREAKING: Genius Cryptocurrency Whiz Kid Sentenced to 5 Whole Years in Prison After Scamming $6M From Unsuspecting Marketers Who Clearly Didn’t Do Their Due Diligence
Another day, another cryptocurrency-fueled scheme bites the dust! It seems like just yesterday we were hearing about how Bitcoin is a secure and decentralized way to […]
BREAKING: Crypto Bros Strike Again – $260M Heist and Laundering Scheme Unleashed on Unsuspecting World!
The never-ending saga of crypto bros getting rich off other people's misery continues! Two young men have been arrested for stealing over 4,100 bitcoins in a […]
You Won’t Believe the Idiot Who Lost 36 Million Dollars in a Forex Scam… But Wait, It Gets Worse!
The Crypto Con Artist: William Koo Ichioka's $36M Forex Scam Exposed.
JUSTICE IS SERVED: Prosecutors Slam Brakes on Mango Markets Thief’s Desperate Attempt to Get Away With STEALING 100 MILLION DOLLARS FROM INNOCENT PEOPLE
Crypto's resident genius, Avraham Eisenberg, is still trying to get off scot-free after draining $100 million from Mango Markets like it was nobody's business. But nope, […]
ELON MUSK GETS RIPPED a NEW ONE BY THE SEC: Billionaire’s Epic Fail to Show Up to Twitter Hearing Leaves Him Reeling, and We’re Here for It!
} In other news that's not surprising at all, Elon Musk is in trouble with the SEC for failing to show up to a scheduled testimony […]
YOU WON’T BELIEVE the Utter Chaos That Unfolded in Crypto This Weekend: Firedancers, 36 MILLION Dollar Scams, and Bill Maher’s Epic Fail!
Crypto's latest antics are a never-ending circus, folks! This week we've got early Solana Firedancer client Frankendancer making its debut on mainnet (non-voting mode), Arthur Hayes […]
Eclipse Launches ‘Solana on Ethereum’ L2: The Crypto World Finally Has a Reason to Exist Again
The eternal quest for relevance continues among the crypto crowd. It seems like every week a new 'revolutionary' project is launched to solve all of Ethereum's […]
10 Cryptocurrencies That Will Suddenly Skyrocket in Value While You’re Still Trying to Figure Out What a Bull Is
The Crypto Market: Where Bulls Run Wild, Bears Hibernate.
Qatar Finally Takes the Leap Into Complete and Utter Irrelevance With New Digital Assets Lab, Because Who Needs Actual Innovation When You Can Just Throw Money at a Blockchain Thingy?
There's nothing quite as thrilling as watching Qatar throw money at an unproven technology in hopes of becoming relevant again. The launch of their Digital Assets […]
BREAKING: Revolutionary Telegram Games Will Single-Handedly Save Humanity From Boredom and Unemployment
I'm sure it's just a coincidence that Catizen is using blockchain technology in its games, because we all know how well that turned out with Dogecoin. […]
BITCOIN ETFS SOAR TO NEW HEIGHTS OF GLORY WHILE ETH ETFs SINK DEEP INTO THE ABYSS OF DESPAIR… IS THIS PROOF THAT CRYPTO IS a MASSIVE PONZI SCHEME?!?
The thrill-ride that is crypto continues unabated! We have Bitcoin ETFs raking it in with a whopping $12.9 million in gains while their Ethereum counterparts are […]
$100 BILLION DORMANT BITCOINS EXPOSED: The SHOCKING Truth About Satoshi Nakamoto’s Abandoned Fortune!
The never-ending saga of 'sleeping' bitcoins from the early days, still worth an astonishing amount but only now being spent after years of dormancy - what […]
$19,500 in Fine for One of the Worst Accounting Jobs Ever – You Won’t Believe Who Got Caught
The Crypto Circus Continues: Prager Metis Takes A $1.95M Fall From FTX Audit Failures.
Bull Cycle Apocalypse Imminent! Experts Warn We’re About to Trade Our Souls for a Quick Buck
The eternal conundrum: will we learn from our mistakes or just keep on rolling with them?.
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