Congress Goes Rogue as Crypto-Addled Lawmakers Declare War on Sanity and Common Sense
America Elects the Most Pro-Crypto Congress Ever: Because Who Needs Regulation When You Can Have Wild West Economics?.
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Bitwise Just Spent Millions on Staking Service – Now You’ll All Be Rich Too (Said No One Ever)
Bitwise's latest move is like that one aunt who just won't quit - always trying to expand into new 'opportunities' and somehow convincing everyone else to […]
Crypto Bro Apocalypse: Experts Predict $100k Bitcoin Price by New Year’s Eve (You Won’t Believe Their Outrageous Moonshot Prophecies)
Crypto bros and their 'moonshots' - can we just take a step back and appreciate how utterly ridiculous it is to think Bitcoin's price will moonlight […]
BITCOIN’S DEATH WISH: Shocking Betrayal Leaves Traders Questioning Their Existence After $116.9 Million Bloodbath
In a shocking turn of events that left even seasoned traders questioning their life choices, Bitcoin ETFs took an unceremonious dump on Tuesday - losing a […]
You Won’t Believe the Catastrophic Consequences of a Simple Copy-Paste Mistake That Left One Trader Broke (And Humiliated)
A $26 million mistake: when 'copy-paste' is more than you can handle.
FTX’s Downfall Just Got a Whole Lot Riper: Insiders Demand 1.5 Billion as Revenge
It's official: FTX has managed to turn what was already an unmitigated disaster into a circus act. The latest development is that 3AC’s liquidators are seeking […]
You Won’t Believe How Crypto Is Fueling a Billion-Dollar Heist on Little People
The ultimate circle of crypto BS: Big banks making bank off Bitcoin's pump while the little guy gets left in the dust.
You Won’t Believe How One Influential K-Pop Fan Turned a Viral YouTube Channel Into a 232 Billion Dollar Crypto Heist
It looks like the South Korean authorities have finally caught up with some of the cryptocurrency 'influencers' who've been preying on unsuspecting investors. This is a […]
BREAKING: Gensler Resigns Under Pressure as Crypto Cartel Infiltrates Biden Admin
It's official: The crypto bros have found their new BFF in the White House. Following Donald Trump's election win, it seems like everything is about to […]
You Won’t Believe the Shocking Web of Deceit Behind These 5 Crypto Schemes That Just Got Shut Down by the SEC
The SEC has been busy this month - and not just because they're trying to get some holiday cheer in their offices. It seems like every […]
Crypto Industry in Panic: Trump’s Back, Regulatory Hammer Reemerges – Will You Still Have Your Bitcoin?
Crypto firms are having an existential crisis because their favorite playground is being taken away from them... again! With Donald Trump's reelection and a Republican majority […]
Crypto Kings Get Served: Your Decentralized Dreams Are About to Be Seized by the Man
Crypto bros, it's time for a reality check: your precious cryptocurrency isn't as 'decentralized' or 'trustless' as you claim when used in shady dealings like bribing […]
FBI Descends Upon Polymarket CEO’s Mansion in Most Epic Morning Raid Since Breakfast
Looks like someone finally caught up with Shayne Coplan and his fancy Polymarket platform, where users can bet on everything from sports to politics – including […]
You Won’t Believe the Shocking Truth About Crypto That’ll Ruin Your Portfolio (But We’re Telling You Anyway)
Impermanent Loss: The Crypto Bro's Kryptonite .
Blackrock Just Went All-in on Bitcoin Mania: $89k Price Tag Sets Off Unhinged Trading Spree
It looks like Blackrock's got its eyes on the Bitcoin pot, folks! Their spot bitcoin exchange-traded fund (ETF) just set a new daily trading volume record […]
Crypto Kingpin Caught Red-Handed: The Shocking Tale of How One Russian Tycoon Used His Billion-Dollar Empire to Scam Billions Out of Your Hard-Earned Cash
When you think crypto is all about revolutionary innovation, take a deep dive into this one. The latest salvo in the ongoing DOJ's crackdown on cryptocurrency […]
You Won’t Believe the DEEP STATE at Work in Your Favorite Prediction Market (It’s Not What You Think)
The 'Wild West' of prediction markets has just gotten wilder – and more transparently shady - thanks to an exposé on Polymarket's dubious dealings.
Crypto Chaos Unleashed: Billionaire Heists, Gullibility Epidemic Spreads Like Wildfire Amid Shiny Object Frenzy
Crypto week: When gullible idiots throw their money at shiny objects and criminals have a field day.
You Won’t Believe What Happens When You Tap Your Phone on This New Crypto Wallet – It Will Ruin Everything
Get ready for a tap-to-pay crypto extravaganza! Meanwhile in Bangkok (where else?), Coinbase Wallet lead Jesse Pollak has been spewing forth enough FOMO to put even […]
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTORS GO FULL ON GRANDMA MODE: Abandoning Cash, Embracing Crypto in Mass Exodus From Traditional Assets
Looks like grandma's finally figured out how to use her Bitcoin wallet...and so have most institutions.
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