Crypto Scammers Get Busted: FBI Steals $6M Because Apparently They Have Nothing Better to Do
Another day, another crypto scam exposed by authorities who actually do their job for a change. The $6 million seizure is just a drop in the […]
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Robinhood Crypto Finally Figures Out Europeans Have Computers and Decides to Let Them Transfer Numbers Too!
}The latest move by Robinhood to attract gullible Europeans into their crypto trap is a doozy - they're introducing cryptocurrency transfers in Europe! Because what's more […]
Binance Founder CZ Released From Custody, Immediately Declares Himself Visionary Genius Again!
} CZ's Big Exit: Because Who Needs a Real Job Anyway? Changpeng Zhao (CZ), the former CEO of Binance, has finally been released from U.S. custody […]
Bank Customers Suddenly Realize They’ve Been Paying Banks to Store Their Money for Years and It Was All a Huge Scam
The irony is thick as a blockchain in this tale of Bank of America's nationwide outage that left thousands with a $0 balance on their accounts. […]
Dutch Regulators Finally Figure Out How to Stop Crypto Scams… Just in Time for the Next One!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water... a Dutch regulator has finally woken up to the fact that cryptocurrency pump-and-dump […]
BREAKING: Crypto Apocalypse Ensues as Overhyped Firm Buys Another Random Company to Stay Relevant, Because That Always Ends Well
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in crypto-land... another day, another pointless acquisition by some overhyped company trying to cling onto relevance. […]
BREAKING: Banky McBankface Thinks People Will Actually Trust Them to Store Their Crypto Now
The emperor's new clothes: BNY Mellon thinks it can make a profit off of crypto, but will anyone actually show up?.
BREAKING: SEC Still Can’t Let Go, Files Appeal in Ripple Lawsuit Because Apparently They Have an Endless Supply of Money to Waste on Something Nobody Cares About Anymore
} Let's get this over with - another tedious update on Ripple lawsuit nonsense from people who still can't accept that cryptocurrency has no inherent value. […]
You Won’t Believe the Absolute Pandemonium as Investors Flood Into Bitcoin and Ethereum Etfs With Half a Billion Dollars – Is This Financial Madness or Genius?
The great unwashed masses continue to throw their money at Bitcoin and Ethereum ETFs like they're trying out for some sort of bizarre, financial version of […]
BREAKING: New Study Reveals Shocking Truth – 49% of America’s Most Intelligent People Are Actually Just Basic Bro Who Loves Bitcoin
The Great Crypto Con: A Study in Folly.
BREAKING: Ava Protocol and Soneium Join Forces to Make Your Money Vanish Even Easier With Revolutionary No-Code Blockchain Automation Technology That Will Probably Just Confuse You
Yet another thrilling announcement from the world of cryptocurrency: Ava Protocol and Soneium are teaming up for no-code blockchain automation because, clearly, we didn't have enough […]
Brazil Launches Revolutionary New Digital Currency That Will Definitely Not Be a Total Disaster (Or So We Hope)
Brazil's latest experiment: because what could possibly go wrong with creating a digital currency that solves the 'trilemma' of decentralization, privacy and programmability? I mean, it's […]
TeraWulf: Because Who Needs Profit When You Can Lose 92 Million Dollars and Still Keep Chugging Along!
The world's greatest investment opportunity, or so I'm told by the crypto bros at TeraWulf! They've just sold their stake in a 200 megawatt Bitcoin mine […]
Crypto Brots Go Berserk as Bitcoin and Ether ETFs Suck in $148 MILLION Like Moths to a Flame, Because Who Needs Savings or Investing Strategy When You Can Just Throw Money at Some Code?
Crypto bros can't get enough of their precious ETFs! It's like they're trying to out-idiom the idiotic idea that throwing money at a bunch of numbers […]
IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN: Cryptocurrency Prices Predictably Plummet as Bears and Bulls Engage in Mind-Numbing Cycle of Doom
After all these years, I'm still waiting for someone to tell me what's the point of writing about cryptocurrency prices every day. It seems like Groundhog […]
BREAKING: New Cryptocurrency Scam EIGEN Token Cracks Top 100 Market Rank Because We Clearly Need More Ways to Lose Money
It seems we have a new addition to the never-ending parade of cryptocurrency scams: EigenLayer's EIGEN token. Because what every market needs is another overhyped and […]
Is Your Business Account About to Get Hacked Into Oblivion?
title: 'Paypal Rolls Out Crypto Features for Business Accounts' - A Recipe For Disaster?.
Why This One Crypto Bro Just Got Slapped With a $700k Fine for Trying to Pull the Oldest Trick in the Book… Again!
It's official: another crypto bro has been caught with his hand in the cookie jar... and it just so happens to be a $700,000 fine! Mango […]
You Won’t Believe the Depth of Stupidity in Vietnam’s Crypto Scam Epidemic, Police Bust Ring Run by Offshore Savages
Vietnam's crypto scam epidemic: because who needs actual value when you can just steal from gullible idiots?.
BREAKING: Billion-Dollar Crypto Scam Unraveled! Russians Caught Red-Handed With $1.4 BILLION Stashed Away in Secret Bitcoin Bunker… But Wait, There’s More!
It's about time someone busted these crypto crooks! I mean, we all knew it was only a matter of time before they got caught - after […]
Ethereum’s Magic Powers Cause Spot Bitcoin ETFs to Mysteriously Lose $91,760,000 While It Does Fine and Dandy Because Reasons
The never-ending saga of spot ETFs losing their shirts while Ethereum somehow manages not to completely tank is a true marvel of the crypto universe.
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