Beware the Fiery Pit of Financial Doom: Insane Investor Robert Kiyosaki Peddles Garbage ‘Investment’ in Iraq’s Most Dubious Currency!
Iraqi Dinars: The Cryptocurrency That's Almost as Scammy as Bitcoin - But Not Quite!.
Crypto News
BREAKING: US Bitcoin ETFs Just Became Richer Than Your Entire Family’s Life Savings Combined… And They’re Still Not Buying Anything
It's official: Bitcoin ETFs are now richer than most of you will ever be. With over $60 billion worth of BTC at their disposal, these funds […]
Binance Founder CZ Released From US Custody After Sparing His Billionaire Lifestyle a Whopping 4 Months of Discomfort
So CZ is outta the joint after serving his four-month sentence for being a reckless crypto bro who let terrorists launder money through Binance. I'm sure […]
$24 BILLION DOWN THE BITCOIN RABBIT HOLE! You Won’t Believe Who Just Bet the Farm on Crypto and Lost Their Minds Forever!
Blackrock's Bitcoin Bonanza: A Scam for Suckers or a Smart Investment?.
You’ll Never Guess the Shocking Truth About Your Genes: It Costs an Arm and a Leg! But Wait… Blockchain Might Save You From Financial Ruin!
The latest 'revolution' in genetics is here - DeSci (Decentralized Science) promises to make research more accessible, secure, and transparent by leveraging blockchain technology. Sounds great, […]
Crypto Bro’s Wild Ride to Prison: NY Judge Sends Tornado Cash Mastermind Packing, Trial Set for December
Just when you thought the crypto world couldn't get any more lit... Roman Storm is headed to trial for allegedly aiding in laundered cash through that […]
Why You Should Probably Invest All Your Money in This New Cryptocurrency That Just Launched on Yet Another Overcrowded Trading Platform Now Accepting Customers in Kazakhstan
Bybit Expands into CIS Region: Because What the World Really Needed Was Another Crypto Exchange.
Ripple’s Unstoppable Rise: They Convinced Someone Somewhere to Let Them Do Stuff Without Totally Screwing Everything Up!
I'm shocked - SHOCKED! - that Ripple has managed to convince some regulators somewhere to let them operate without causing too much chaos. I mean, it's […]
Crypto Bros Brawl: Coinbase Demands Secret Docs in Desperate Bid to Avoid SEC Smackdown… Because That’s Not a Recipe for Disaster at All!
Don't look now, but it seems the crypto bros are at each other's throats. This time around, Coinbase is trying to strong-arm the Commodity Futures Trading […]
BREAKING: Bitwise Files for Spot XRP ETF, Because Clearly We Haven’t Learned Our Lesson About Pump and Dump Schemes Yet
Well, isn't that just peachy? Another chance for crypto bros to get their hopes up only to be disappointed once again. Bitwise has filed for a […]
Telegram Melts Down as Users Realize They’re Still Friends With People Who Owe Them $5 From 2018
Telegram, because what's better than sending encrypted messages to your buddies while simultaneously wondering if you'll ever get that Bitcoin back from your 'friend'?.
$365 Million Dumps Cash Into Fantasy Currency, Experts Stunned by Lack of Common Sense
The Great Crypto Frenzy Continues: Because Who Needs Real Value When You Can Have Fake Money?.
$48 MILLION CRYPTO HEIST EXPOSED: Binance Saves the Day (Finally!)
}In what's likely just another day in the life of cryptocurrency enthusiasts being scammed blindfolded by their own greed and gullibility - a $48 million crypto […]
BREAKING: Experts Warn That Bitcoin Is a Pyramid Scheme and You’re Going to Lose All Your Money… Again
The Crypto Market: Where Gullible Idiots Get Burned (Literally).
Paypal and Ey: We’ve Created a New Currency That’s So Stable… It Might Just Cause the Global Financial System to Collapse!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... PayPal and Ernst & Young have decided to take the plunge into stablecoins. […]
Nvidia’s Cryptic Accounting Scheme Exposed, World Leaders Unite Against Graphics Giant in Bitter Battle for Justice!
The Nvidia Crypto Conundrum Reaches New Heights.
TETHER’S ULTIMATE REDEMPTION! They’re Not Just Stable, but Also Super Helpful to the Feds in Crushing Crypto Scammers Who Clearly Owe Them Money!
Tether's attempt at redemption: because nothing says 'stable' like a company that gets repeatedly scammed by crypto bros.
BREAKING: Cryptocurrency Miraculously Still Not Worth Anything After New Addresses Hold Tons of Made-Up Money
For those who don't understand why cryptocurrency never seems to deliver on its promises (because it's just numbers on a computer created from nothing), here are […]
$46M Stolen From Clueless Crypto Investors in September: Because Who Needs a 401k When You Can Lose It All to Phishing Scams?
More like 'crypto-menace' am I right? It's been a wild ride for crypto investors this year, with $127 million worth of their precious being stolen in […]
UK Minister Ignites Chaos by Embracing ‘Blockchain Gilts’ Despite Being Clearly Out of Her Depth
The UK's city minister Tulip Siddiq is at it again, pushing for blockchain gilts despite the government's concerns that she's about as informed on this topic […]
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