Tether Unleashes Kraken on Celsius Network in $2 Billion Battle of Who Can Be Most Petulant
Ahahahaha! Oh boy, it's like watching two idiots fight over who ate all the pizza. "Oh no, you liquidated my collateral!" No one cares about your […]
Ahahahaha! Oh boy, it's like watching two idiots fight over who ate all the pizza. "Oh no, you liquidated my collateral!" No one cares about your […]
Well, isn't that just peachy? The crypto bros are finally getting what's coming to them - a good ol' fashioned beatdown from the US Secret Service! […]
The eternal quest for someone, anyone who can make sense out of cryptocurrency's madhouse policies continues! The New York State Department of Financial Services (NYSDFS) is […]
Empire Market: where you can buy all your illicit goods with ease! Because what's better than buying heroin on the internet? I mean who needs face-to-face […]
Oh boy, Grayscale's at it again! Launching two new trusts because they think AI and scalable blockchain tech will make them rich off gullible investors. Like […]
Oh joy, another day, another influx of gullible idiots throwing their money at US spot bitcoin ETFs like they're going out of style! Meanwhile, ether ETFs […]
Another day, another "win" for the crypto bros! They're always celebrating some minor victory as if it's a championship title in their never-ending quest to prove […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another cryptocurrency trying to make it big by getting approved for a traditional investment product. I mean, who needs actual […]
Another day another dollar drop! The world is finally realizing that the US economy isn't as rock solid as everyone thought it was. And what's causing […]
Oh boy, it's time for another thrilling update from the world of crypto! US Bitcoin ETFs have seen yet another massive influx of cash - $192 […]
The gullible idiots are at it again! Morgan Stanley has apparently decided that throwing a few hundred million dollars into BlackRock's Bitcoin Trust is a good […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another day, another bunch of numbers on a computer being touted as "revenue" by some overpriced brokerage firm. Robinhood is […]
Here we go again! Another crypto bro trying to get rich quick with their precious Bitcoin. This time it's Marathon Digital buying $249 million worth of […]
The crypto bros can't even get rich quick right! It seems they're just getting poor slow instead. The spot Bitcoin ETFs have lost $89 million this […]
You know what's immutable? The fact that Immutable shut down its marketplace, because let's be real, it was a total failure. Who needs an NFT marketplace […]
The great crypto correction - where gullible idiots finally realize their precious altcoins aren't worth squat! It's about time these get-rich-quick schemes started to tank. Ethereum […]
Inflation is down, yay! I guess you can't call it 'inflated' anymore since prices are just moderately increasing. The average Joe will still be grumpy about […]
The crypto bros can't even get it right when it comes to ETFs! Blackrock's ETHA has raked in $901 million since July 23rd while Fidelity's FETH […]
The idiocy never ceases! Seven US States think they can take on the mighty SEC? It's almost cute how these yahoos believe their quaint little state […]
You know what's coming next - another bunch of brainless investors throwing their money at yet another speculative opportunity because they think it'll make them rich […]
Let's get this over with already! Another day, another crypto company getting sued for its shoddy practices. This time it’s Multichain Foundation Ltd., which has been […]