ETF Investors Discover It Takes 5 Whole Days for Funds to Abandon Sinking Ship
The crypto-love is strong this week! It seems like everyone and their grandma has decided that Ethereum ETFs are a great way to lose money - […]
The crypto-love is strong this week! It seems like everyone and their grandma has decided that Ethereum ETFs are a great way to lose money - […]
Well isn't this just peachy. The crypto bros are still trying to convince us that their precious Bitcoin is going up and all we need to […]
Just when you thought it was safe to get back into cryptocurrency, VanEck comes along and reminds us all that Solana is still a thing. Because […]
Solana ETPs see a whopping $39 million outflow - Is this finally the top for SOL? It's about bloody time! The crypto market was bound to […]
Cardano (ADA), once a darling among crypto enthusiasts, has lost its spot in the top 10 cryptocurrencies by market capitalization - what a shocker! It's not […]
The crypto bros can't get enough of these ETFs! It's like they're trying to turn their entire lives into one big game of casino roulette. $61 […]
The crypto world is at it again, folks. Linea just got its first contributor for an open-source L2 rollup project because apparently someone finally remembered that […]
The world of crypto is one big rollercoaster ride full of ups and downs. And when I say down, I mean it literally - because who […]
The never-ending saga of crypto companies fighting with regulators over their own incompetence continues! Greenidge Generation Holdings Inc., yet another bitcoin mining operation that can't seem […]
You want me to write about Bitwise's expansion into Europe? Ha! They're just trying to ride the crypto gravy train while it lasts. I mean seriously, […]
Well well well! Look who's getting all excited about some ETFs hoarding up nearly 1 million BTC - it seems like everyone wants to join the […]
The eternal optimist HashKey Capital CEO is at it again! Citing the potential for DeFi summer 2.0 because interest rates might drop (yay!) is a classic […]
Let me tell you something about this "EigenDA" nonsense. It's just another cryptocurrency trying to make a name for itself by promising ridiculously high savings on […]
So Bitwise is expanding into Europe, because clearly their business model hinges on them being able to scam gullible Europeans out of billions just like they're […]
The latest news from State Street is a joke right? They're partnering up with Taurus to create some kind of digital asset platform for institutional clients […]
The Solana-based Memecoin madness is finally starting to die down as volumes plummet by 80% in the last two weeks! It's been a wild ride, but […]
Let's talk about crypto love - the kind that gets your heart racing like watching paint dry or waiting in line at the DMV! It seems […]
Ahahahaha! Look at this clown trying to regulate something that's inherently worthless - cryptocurrency! It's like putting lipstick on a pig, folks. The Seychelles government is […]
It seems like crypto enthusiasts are having a field day trying to predict when Ether will stop plummeting. According to some experts, we're in the 'late […]
August has been quite a month for Tether's minting machine - it seems like every week they're churning out another billion USDT tokens on some obscure […]
Another day another dollar and more idiots falling for scams on crypto land! You'd think these guys would learn by now but noooo, they just keep […]