Well well well, looks like some crypto 'security experts' have their work cut out for them this quarter! Just when you thought things couldn't get any […]
Bank of America Declares Gold as 'Last Safe Haven', Forecasts $3k Price: Because When You Can't Print More Money Anymore...
Crypto enthusiasts have been caught red-handed, literally holding hands with Trump and hoping for his electoral victory to send crypto prices soaring like a bad investment […]
Hacked, Scammed, Stolen - The Unstoppable Rise of Crypto's 'Success Stories' (or How to Get Rich Quick, Fast & Furious...and Lose Everything).
Just what we needed - another Web3 economic hub created by a bunch of rich folks trying to get in on the crypto gravy train. Japanese […]
Just when you thought social media was a breeding ground for cat videos and auntie's cooking recipes, nope! Now it seems like Meta is testing facial […]
Just what we needed more - lawyers talking about lawyers in court cases involving money that exists only on computers... Ripple's chief lawyer, Stuart Alderoty, has […]
Tesla's got some 'rotating' issues with its crypto stash - literally.
Just another day in crypto land where 'honest' bros get taken down by their own incompetence & scammers thrive on the chaos. Meanwhile, Jemima Kelly's words […]
Aussie Crypto Scammer Gets Served - $1.47M Bitcoin Deal Goes Up in Flames.
Sky's attempt to rebrand itself as something new is akin to a teenager trying out for their school play - it only ends in embarrassment and […]
Politicians and regulators are finally starting to get their act together when it comes to crypto, but only because they're worried about being skewered on live […]
It seems like Dmitry Medvedev has finally figured out what his grandpa Vladimir did for centuries - try to bring down the West! In a recent […]
IMF says inflation battle won - so what? Still waiting for someone like Jemima Kelly to explain why I shouldn't have invested in Dogecoin back in […]
It's like Japan is trying to be the crypto equivalent of a rebellious teenager - all posturing and no actual action. Despite being one of the […]
Crypto Bro's Christmas Miracle: Bitcoin Loses 10% Value While Ether Gains More Than Expected (But Don't Get Too Excited).
The Bitcoin Bandwagon: A Wild Ride of Fools and Scammers - Meanwhile, Ethereum's Little Red Wagon Keeps on Losing Steam.
Cointelegraph Accelerator just got itself some 'trade buddies' - nice try Cointelegraph! Meanwhile, let's talk about what really matters: why memecoin traders need an intervention (and […]
Singapore's answer to 'I'm too busy making money' - Propine Holdings gets acquired by Komainu.
ANOTHER institution joins the 'we're going to use blockchain for financial stuff, but let's keep it super secret' club. Because who needs transparency and accountability when […]
Solana's Price: A $6.6M Pump.fun Sale and Still Going Strong? (or is it?).
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