The BITCOIN APOCALYPSE: When Will It End? (Spoiler Alert: Never)
} The Great Crypto Circus Continues: Bitcoin Inflows Reach $543 Million Because Who Needs Real Value Anyway? Ah, it's that time again - the crypto bros […]
} The Great Crypto Circus Continues: Bitcoin Inflows Reach $543 Million Because Who Needs Real Value Anyway? Ah, it's that time again - the crypto bros […]
Crypto companies: where regulatory compliance goes to die.
Cryptocurrency: still not worth anything except to scammers.
The Shiba Inu memecoin is at it again, folks! Because what every community needs is more bureaucracy and pointless voting councils. The team behind this dumpster […]
Argentina's Ministry of Education has decided that the best way to prepare its students for a future filled with crippling debt and economic uncertainty is by […]
The eternal dance between crypto thieves and their wannabe white hat rescuers continues. A team of self-proclaimed 'SEAL' operatives, armed with nothing but a penchant for […]
The never-ending saga of Ether's price swings continues, and I'm here for it! Or should I say, I'm here because my bank account is filled with […]
It's not every day you see a billionaire tech mogul getting taken down by the French authorities for reasons that have nothing to do with his […]
The latest harebrained scheme from the cryptocurrency crowd: tokenizing airdrop points because apparently that's what we've been missing in our lives - more ways for scammers […]
The Cryptocurrency Circus: Telegram Under Investigation in India.
The never-ending saga of crypto jargon that no one understands continues with the latest development from EigenLayer: native token restaking for layer-2 scaling networks. Because what's […]
The Cryptocurrency Circus: A Never-Ending Parade of Absurdity.
The DePIN dream: a blockchain-powered VPN for all...or so they say.
The crypto market's latest surge has got me thinking: have these people finally realized that their get-rich-quick schemes won't actually make them rich? Or is it […]
You know what they say: when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And if that doesn't work out, just create a stablecoin and pretend it's the […]
Robert F Kennedy Jr, the great white hope of cryptocurrency enthusiasts everywhere, has finally realized that his chances of becoming president were as slim as my […]
Just when you thought those crypto bros had finally lost all their remaining marbles, they're at it again with more 'chart fractal magic' nonsense about XRP […]
The Solana Saga: A Wild Ride to Nowhere (Again).
The Great Consolidation Con: Where's the Beef?.
Proof-of-Ink by Gavin Wood: The Tattoo That Will Secure Your Web3 Privacy, or So He Claims (Yawn).
Well, it looks like Ripple and Kraken are still trying to convince us that their precious crypto assets aren't securities after all. Because what could possibly […]