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Bitcoin’s Insane Election Day Party Was Totally Not Driven by Desperation to Hold on to Last Shreds of Value

The post-election Bitcoin rally: because who needs fundamentals when you have FOMO and empty promises?.

Kevin Nelson November 14, 2024

A darkened cityscape with a massive data center looming over it, its servers humming as electricity flows into it from power lines tangled around skyscrapers. A lone miner sits at their computer, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and broken dreams, while the Kremlin looms in the background.

RUSSIA UNLEASHES FURY ON CRYPTO MINERS: New Rules Mean You’ll Need Permission From the Kremlin to Even Turn on Your Rig

Looks like Russia's finally figured out how to make crypto mining profitable without single-handedly destroying their power grid (or so they claim). With its sweeping new […]

Kevin Nelson November 14, 2024

A stylized illustration depicting a mix of war-torn cityscapes and cryptocurrency-related elements such as computers, servers, and cryptic code in the background, with people from Eastern European countries holding various cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin and Ukrainian hryvnia coins in their hands, amidst a chaotic yet hopeful atmosphere.

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Eastern Europe’s Crypto Craze: How War-Torn Countries Are Suddenly Swapping Ammo for Altcoins

It's not like Eastern Europe is some kind of crypto utopia or anything (although, if it is, send help), but according to a new report from […]

Doug Martinez November 2, 2024

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