You Won’t Believe the Revolutionary New Way We’re Using Fake Data to Sell You Something!
Oracle AVS: Because Who Needs Real-World Data Anyway?.
Blockchain
Australian Banks Get Crypto Superpower: How One Company Will Let You Secretly Control Your Money With Blockchain
ANOTHER institution joins the 'we're going to use blockchain for financial stuff, but let's keep it super secret' club. Because who needs transparency and accountability when […]
L2S Are Doomed as Ethereum’s ‘Blob Apocalypse’ Brings on a New Era of Skyrocketing Fees and Despair
L2s: The Blob-ocalypse is Upon Us.
You Won’t Believe the ‘Revolutionary’ $1 Billion Bet on Toxic Data Centers That Will Ruin Your Life
If you're looking for a way to lose your shirt with some shady investment firm that thinks it's above the law by using fancy blockchain tech, […]
You Won’t Believe the SHOCKING Reason Why Everyone’s Suddenly Using Blockchain Now
Just another day in crypto land where 'blockchain' is code for 'we've given up on security and scalability'.
You Won’t Believe How Much Blood, Sweat & Tears Went Into Building Bitcoin’s Newest Playground in Hell: Ethiopia
BitFuFu's attempt to make Bitcoin mining sexy and lucrative has landed it its first physical facility in Ethiopia - because what says 'opportunity' like 80 megawatts […]
Cosmos Ecosystem Imploded by Shocking Discovery: You Won’t Believe Who’s Behind the Latest Crypto Scandal
Just when you thought the crypto circus couldn't get any more wild, we've got another trainwreck of epic proportions – this time involving Cosmos ecosystem's alleged […]
Buterin Unveils Shockingly Vague Plan to Save Ethereum From Itself, Because That’s Never Gone Well Before
You know what they say: 'you can't put lipstick on a pig.' Unfortunately for Ethereum enthusiasts, Vitalik Buterin has just tried that very thing. The co-creator's […]
You Won’t Believe the Insane New EthOS Phone That’s About to Ruin Your Wallet Forever
Breaking News: Because What You Really Needed Was Another Way to Get Scammed into Spending Your Life Savings on Overpriced Mobile Hardware.
Crypto Takes Over Your Grandma’s Retirement Account and Destroys the World as We Know It
Mainstream Madness: Crypto's Mainstream Makeover is a Recipe for Disaster.
Crypto Bro Alex Spends Entire Fortune on ‘MEV Shield’ That Just Exists for the Sake of Existence (Update: Still Coming in 2024, Probably)
Rebar's MEV Shield: Because You Clearly Need More Ways for Crypto Bro Alex To Explain the Obvious.
BREAKING: Decentralized Vacation Rental Platform Unleashes Total Anarchy on Unsuspecting Travelers as Dtravel Joins Forces With Mysterious ‘Smart Contracts’ Empire
Just what we needed: another blockchain 'revolution' peddled by crypto bros trying to make a quick buck off naive tourists looking for their next exotic getaway. […]
You’re About to Lose EVERYTHING: 3 Reasons Why the Next Year Will Be a Total Disaster for Your Cryptos
Prediction Season: The Crypto Bro's Guide to DeFi Doom.
Ethereum Is Finally Ready to Blow Up in a Cloud of Gas: The Utterly Unnecessary Pectra Fork That Will Probably Just Cause More Chaos
Ethereum's latest 'innovation' is just a fancy way to say 'we're throwing more gas on the fire of inefficiency'. The Pectra fork and EIP-7742 are all […]
You Won’t Believe the SHOCKING New Way to Get RICH FAST on Solana (Spoiler Alert: It’s a Total Scam)
Crypto bros, rejoice! You've got another get-rich-quick scheme peddled by some shady character on Solana. Introducing 'SolvBTC.JUP', the latest attempt to milk BTC holders for all […]
Brazilian Aunt of Central Banks Just Unleashed a Total Disaster: What You Need to Know About Their New Digital Ruin
Brazil's CBDC pilot is like that one aunt at the family reunion - everyone wants to be involved but no one knows what they're doing.
AUSTRALIA UNLEASHES MONSTER ON BITCOIN: Your Bank Account Is About to Get a Whole Lot More Interesting
The land down under just gave cryptocurrency a love tap on the face, Australia's central bank has announced plans to launch its own digital currency, dubbed […]
You Won’t Believe the Insane Giveaway and Global Domination Plans of HYPERLIQUID – The Crypto Scam That’s About to Change Everything
I'm still waiting for my free Hyperliquid NFT, said no one ever.
Web3 Brands Are Desperate: The Shocking Truth About Blockchain Gamification’s Real Purpose
Blockchain gamification? More like blockchain gimmickry! It's just a fancy way of saying 'task-to-earn' platform where Web3 brands try to lure in users with cheap tricks […]
You Won’t Believe What Happens to Your Life (And Savings) THE MOMENT US TREASURYS CROSS INTO THE BIG LEAGUES
U.S. Treasury Tokens: Because Who Needs Real Money When You Can Have Tokenized Debt?.
You Won’t Believe the Jaw-Dropping, Life-Changing Opportunity That’s About to Make All Your Cryptocurrency Dreams Come True (Tokenized Commodities Edition)
The latest get-rich-quick scheme from the crypto bros: Tokenized Commodities. Because what's more exciting than turning a pile of worthless digital garbage into something that sounds […]
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