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The Never-Ending Saga of Crypto Options: Because Who Needs Actual Value Anyway?.
The Never-Ending Saga of Crypto Options: Because Who Needs Actual Value Anyway?.
The latest delusional ramblings from a Web3 CEO, because what every conversation needs is more buzzwords like 'data provenance' and 'anchoring'. It sounds like something out […]
They're at it again - Hilbert Capital and Xapo Bank have joined forces to launch a Bitcoin hedge fund because what could possibly go wrong? A […]
Just when I thought the crypto market had hit rock bottom (which is probably still true), along comes TeraWulf with its latest attempt to convince us […]
Russia's Desperate Attempt at Crypto: A Scam in Search of a Solution.
The never-ending saga of crypto's greatest hits continues. Rhodium Enterprises, a bitcoin mining firm, has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in Texas court with liabilities ranging […]
They're at it again! Another company, Semler Scientific, is throwing its cash into the void of cryptocurrency in an attempt to get rich quick. Because what […]
Crypto bros rejoice! Bitcoin's transaction volumes have reached all-time highs and I'm sure that means it's finally time to get rich quick, right? Wrong. As usual, […]
Crypto investors: still as gullible and susceptible to get-rich-quick schemes as ever. Who needs a functioning economy when you can just bet your life savings on […]
It's Batshit Season Again! Or is it? The eternal question on the lips of crypto enthusiasts everywhere - will this be the time when their precious […]
Cryptocurrency: still not worth anything except to scammers.
The crypto market's latest surge has got me thinking: have these people finally realized that their get-rich-quick schemes won't actually make them rich? Or is it […]
Just when you thought those crypto bros had finally lost all their remaining marbles, they're at it again with more 'chart fractal magic' nonsense about XRP […]
The Solana Saga: A Wild Ride to Nowhere (Again).
The Great Consolidation Con: Where's the Beef?.
It looks like Kraken's crypto dreams just got a whole lot more expensive - not in Bitcoin or Ethereum, mind you, but in legal fees and […]
Not another cryptocurrency 'innovation' to line Tim Draper's pockets. Because what we really need is more ways for people to waste their money on imaginary numbers […]
The never-ending circus that is crypto continues! It's not like we haven't seen this before - Bitcoin ETFs soaring with millions pouring in while ether ETFs […]
Crypto Exchange Gate.io Secures Sponsorship Deal With Italian Soccer Giant Inter Milan - Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?.
Crypto bros are at it again! They're trying to convince us that Avalanche (AVAX) is about to turn bullish after months of tanking. Yeah right, and […]
One of these things is going to be a security... eventually.