BREAKING: Crypto Bro Apocalypse Unfolds as One Guy Owns Entire Planet (Literally) With $30 Billion Bet on Bitcoin
The crypto bros are losing it, and Bitcoin is winning - $30 billion in BlackRock's pockets can't be ignored.
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The Crypto Apocalypse Is Coming: 3 Red Flags That Will Leave Your Wallet in Ruins
When it comes to crypto 'altseason', we've got a recipe for disaster: take some gullible idiots, add a dash of FUD and a pinch of pump-and-dump […]
Microsoft Just Dropped the N-Bomb and We’re All About to Get Served a Heaping Plate of Crypto Regret
Mainstream is finally starting to smell like what it used to be - stinky old garbage.
BREAKING News! Pennsylvanias Shocking Move Will Finally Tackle Your Deep-Seated Crypto Fears (Just Don’t Hold Your Breath)
Pennsylvania's got a 'Bitcoin Bill' that's more like a ' Bitcoin Wish': A bipartisan bill to regulate crypto has been passed by the House, but don't […]
Crypto Wipeout Alert: Experts Predict Total Collapse as Brokers Frantically Sell Everything (Or So They Claim)
The crypto bros are at it again, trying to convince us that Bitcoin is going to moon and their wallets are gonna be filled with Satoshi's […]
BREAKING: HKEX Just Admitted What We’ve Been Saying About Crypto All Along , Their New Digital Asset Index Is Actually a Backdoor to Total Global Domination
Welcome back to r/buttcoin where we dish out the dirt on cryptocurrency - because let's face it HKEX just wanted an excuse to get in on […]
Bitcoin About to Skyrocket 1000% in One Wild Night – Experts Warn of Catastrophic Losses for All Except the Truly Enlightened
The election is coming and all you crypto bros are going to be like 'I Told You So'... said no one ever.
BIDEN BANANA PANIC: Shocking Truth About Bitcoin’s Latest Wild Ride Revealed
I've got some bad news for all you crypto bros out there who think Bitcoin is going to moon after the election - it's still a […]
Ethereum’s Downward Spiral: The Crypto King Has Finally Met Its Match – And It’s Not Even Close
Ethereum's latest dive to a 42-month low against Bitcoin is music to my ears - not because I'm some kind of crypto-hater, but because it just […]
Bitcoin and Ether Funds Drain Your Wallet Like Crazy – Meet the Villain Behind the $192 Million Heist
The crypto circus has officially gone mainstream – and I couldn't be more thrilled (or not). The latest numbers are out for US spot bitcoin ETFs, […]
Election Day Apocalypse: The Shocker That Will Wipe Crypto Off the Face of Earth Forever
The crypto space is abuzz with anticipation as the 2024 US presidential election hurtles towards its climax – because what's a little democracy when you can […]
Bitcoin Is About to Make You Believe Anything, but Will That Be Enough to Save Your Portfolio?
Crypto Bro-osophy: When will we learn that Bitcoin is just a giant game of 'Who can make up the most convincing narrative about itself'? It seems […]
Tesla Secret Crypto Stash EXPOSED You Won’t Believe the REALLY Reason Elon Musk Is Hiding His Billions
Tesla's got some 'rotating' issues with its crypto stash - literally.
You Won’t Believe What Happens When You Jump on the Next Big Crypto Craze (Spoiler Alert: It Ends in Ruin for Most)
The Bitcoin Bandwagon: A Wild Ride of Fools and Scammers - Meanwhile, Ethereum's Little Red Wagon Keeps on Losing Steam.
I Spent 24 Hours Listening to Crypto Bro Moonshots – Here’s What I Learned About Bitcoin’s Imminent Downfall
The crypto bros and their 'next moonshot' predictions have finally given me something to write about - cringe-worthy enthusiasm for Bitcoin's impending doom! As we enter […]
You Won’t Believe How Much Blood, Sweat & Tears Went Into Building Bitcoin’s Newest Playground in Hell: Ethiopia
BitFuFu's attempt to make Bitcoin mining sexy and lucrative has landed it its first physical facility in Ethiopia - because what says 'opportunity' like 80 megawatts […]
You Won’t Believe What Happens When Bitcoin Says Come to the Party – It Makes All Your Other Crypto Investments Worth NOTHING
If Bitcoin's price rally were a party invitation, it would be like sending out invites to all the crypto bros, telling them 'Come on down and […]
BREAKING News That Will Ruin Your Life Forever: Dogecoin Vending Machines Spotted in Suburbs of America’s Most Prosperous Cities
Cryptocurrency: because who needs actual money when you can buy dogecoin at a vending machine?!.
Crypto Chaos Unleashed Your Wallet Will Hate This
The Crypto Bro Frenzy Continues: A Satirical Take.
Anthony Pompliano’s Secret to Making Bitcoin Actually Happen (Spoiler Alert: It Involves a Lot of Wishful Thinking)
Crypto bros are at it again... trying to convince us that Bitcoin is going to moon. Meanwhile, Anthony Pompliano over here is just trolling them with […]
Crypto Takes Over Your Grandma’s Retirement Account and Destroys the World as We Know It
Mainstream Madness: Crypto's Mainstream Makeover is a Recipe for Disaster.
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