Bitcoin Archives - Page 18 of 18

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Lenovo Makes Billions and Suddenly Everyone Remembers They Had a Computer at Home

You know what they say: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." But when a Chinese company like Lenovo makes billions in revenue while beating estimates […]

Linda Williams August 15, 2024

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Solana (Sol) Price Down Today Because You’Re All Finally Realizing That Cryptocurrency Is A Scam And It’S About Time

You want me to write about why Solana (SOL) price dropped today? Well let's get this straight; it's because people are finally realizing that cryptocurrency is […]

Barry Thompson August 15, 2024

An illustration of a gambler sitting at a roulette table with stacks of chips that are slowly disappearing into his pockets as he looks up worriedly towards an empty, darkened room where once stood a large safe now replaced by a sign reading "ezBtc" in faded letters. In the background, two figures can be seen walking away from the scene carrying suitcases and looking back over their shoulders with concerned expressions on their faces while behind them lies a cityscape at dusk with many buildings still under construction but several others abandoned or destroyed.

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Canadian Crypto Exchange Managed By Guy Who Clearly Had No Business Managing Money Gambled Away $9.5M Worth Of Users’ Stuff And Now Everyone’S Like “Oops

Oh boy, here we go again! Another crypto exchange that's gone bust because it was run by some crook who thought he could get away with […]

Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

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Terawulf Can’T Even Scam People Right: Q2 Sees Astonishing Decline Of Only 21%! (But Don’T Worry, They’Re Still Working On That Ai Expansion To Make More Money Off You)

Oh boy, another loser trying to make money off the backs of gullible idiots who think they can get rich quick from Bitcoin. TeraWulf's 21% decline […]

Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

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Ethereum ETF Investors Just Got Served a 300 Billion Dollar Reality Check

Another day, another bunch of suckers losing their shirts on cryptocurrency! It's like they say: "If you want to make a small fortune in crypto, start […]

Kevin Nelson August 15, 2024

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Musk Gets X Hit By Massive Ddos Attack Because We’Re Still Waiting For Him To Admit Dogecoin Is A Scam

The crypto bros are at it again, claiming that X is under attack by a massive DDoS. What's next? Are we going to believe the moon […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

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Bitdeer’S Mining Magic: We Doubled Our Profits And Now You Owe Us More Money

Oh boy, here we go again! Another "exciting" earnings report from a cryptocurrency company that's just trying to make it big by mining some numbers on […]

Barry Thompson August 13, 2024

An illustration of a large empty pot with cracks on its surface from which money is pouring out into the hands of several people in different locations around the world. In one corner, two figures are shown holding briefcases full of cash while smiling at each other; another figure stands alone looking worried and clutching their head. A globe below shows various countries marked but most areas appear darkened as if drained by a void. The background is filled with swirling clouds that resemble smoke or mist. In the foreground, several coins are scattered on the ground near an open book lying f

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Novatech Founders Accidentally Create Functional Economy Through Unintended Consequences Of Their Fraudulent Activities

Oh boy, it’s happening again! Another crypto scam bites the dust. I mean, who needs inherent value when you can just promise people profits from day […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

An illustration of an industrial mining facility with rows of computer servers humming away as electricity flows through them, while in the background a large amount of Bitcoin coins are being poured into a vault. The scene is set against a backdrop of rising graphs and charts indicating growth and success. A few machines from ePIC Blockchain Technologies can be seen among the Bitmain S19J Pro mining rigs. In the foreground, two workers dressed in protective gear inspect some machinery while others load new equipment onto trucks ready to depart for Canadian data centers.

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Galaxy Bailout Was Just A Minor Speed Bump On Argo Blockchain’S Road To Certain Doom

Argo Blockchain: still not bankrupt! Whoop-de-doo. They managed to pay back the $35 million loan they took out in December last year because, you know, that's […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

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Tigran Gambaryans Health Worsens Into Perfectly Predictable Outcome As Nigerian Government Finally Gets Around To Not Scamming Him

Nigeria's authorities have finally found someone they can't scam with their ridiculous tax charges. Tigran Gambaryan is just another victim in Nigeria's never-ending crusade against cryptocurrency, […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

An illustration of a giant robot with its arms and legs broken down into pieces on the ground, surrounded by scattered gears and wires; nearby is an empty chair where once stood one of the 'Magnificent Seven' tech giants logos now shattered to pieces in the background are other company's logos still standing but fading away. The overall atmosphere conveys a sense of decline and loss of momentum with broken machinery elements symbolizing disappointment among investors, while also hinting at potential consequences for Bitcoin prices due to another possible downturn in these prominent stocks.

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Tech Giants Imploding Underweight From Years Of Eating Too Much Kool Aid

The mighty seven tech stocks are coming crashing down! How predictable is that? I mean who didn't see this trainwreck brewing after all those promises about […]

Kevin Nelson August 13, 2024

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Bitcoin Miners Suddenly Realize They’Ve Been Living In A Fantasy World Where Their Get-Rich-Quick Scheme Actually Works

Oh boy, it's finally happening! Bitcoin miners are starting to feel the pinch as their daily revenues plummeted to a new yearly low of $2.54 million […]

Kevin Nelson August 13, 2024

An illustration of a falling arrow piercing through an inflated balloon with a red X marked on its surface; below is a graph showing a sharp decline and above are scattered stablecoins (USDT) being swept away from their designated place into unknown territories. In the background, Bitcoin's price chart shows it dropping below $60K mark while institutions' inflows of stablecoin to exchanges dwindle. A faint image of an ETF can be seen in the distance with a red minus sign above its entrance indicating negative outflows;

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Bitcoin Price Drops Below 59K As Institutions Suddenly Realize Stablecoin Fad Is Actually Just A Ponzi Scheme To Inflate The Value Of Their Other Investments

The plot thickens! Another day, another drop in Bitcoin's value because institutions have stopped buying stablecoins like they're going out of style (which, spoiler alert, they […]

Barry Thompson August 13, 2024

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Crypto Startup Funding Derails Into Oblivion With 2.7 Billion Dollars Thrown At Doomed Ventures

And here we go again - the perpetual motion machine of crypto startup funding continues chugging along with nary a care for logic or reason! It's […]

Kevin Nelson August 13, 2024

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