Bitcoin Archives - Page 17 of 18

An illustration of a giant dollar sign standing on top of Manhattan, with skyscrapers and buildings made out of gold coins; at its base is an image of Louisiana being sold to the United States for beads, Alaska with oil rigs, and New York City's Port. In the background are images of computers and servers representing cyberspace, while a giant bitcoin symbol rises above them all. The dollar sign has arms around itself holding onto gold coins as if protecting its value; at its feet is an image of Saylor speaking to people in front of him with open hands gesturing towards the future.

Michael Saylor: US Government Should Own Majority of All the Worlds Bitcoins in Order to Save Us From Ourselves Because Clearly We Cant Be Trusted With Our Own Money

You know, when I read about Michael Saylor's latest brain fart – that the US government should buy up all the Bitcoin out there to strengthen […]

Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

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Altseason Delayed Again Because Apparently We Need Two More Price Targets to Hit

Oh boy do I love it when these self-proclaimed crypto "experts" come out with their ridiculous predictions. So now we need Bitcoin to breach $70K and […]

Barry Thompson August 15, 2024

An illustration of a fireblock with flames rising from it, surrounded by various digital assets such as cryptocurrencies and NFTs being stored safely within the block's walls. The background is dark blue representing trust and security while the foreground has bright colors indicating growth and stability. A key in hand symbolizes access to these secure storage solutions for institutional clients. In the top left corner a New York city skyline with skyscrapers can be seen, signifying regulation under NYDFS. At the bottom right of the image is an anchor representing stability and reliability.

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Fireblocks Gets Charter New York Still Thinks Crypto Custody Will Save Us All

You won't believe what's happening, but apparently some people are trying to make cryptocurrency custody "safe". Fireblocks has just been granted a charter from the state […]

Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

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US Senators Get Mailed 2200 Letters From People Who Clearly Have No Idea What They’re Talking About and Should Probably Just Stick to Investing in Beanie Babies Instead

I'm shocked - SHOCKED! - to hear about all these letters flooding in from gullible idiots who actually think Bitcoin is a good idea. I mean, […]

Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

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The University of Wyoming Launches Institute to Prove That Spending Other People Money on Research Is Still Kinda Cool Even When It Produces Nothing

The University of Wyoming launches a Bitcoin research institute because they're desperate for grants from the crypto bros with too much money in their pockets. I […]

Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

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US Government Has Suddenly Realized That Printing More Money Wasn’t the Answer After All

Daim's CEO Bryan Courchesne thinks he knows a thing or two about how to make Bitcoin great again - what an original idea! He believes that […]

Kevin Nelson August 15, 2024

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US Bitcoin ETFs Still Not Worthless Despite Continuing Existence

The crypto bros are at it again! They're celebrating their precious Bitcoin ETFs making gains for the ninth day in a row because apparently that's something […]

Kevin Nelson August 15, 2024

An illustration: A cartoon figure holding an empty wallet with a broken chain around it; behind him, two large playing cards are shown being drawn from a deck and falling into a slot machine that has just paid out. In front of him lies a pile of worthless coins on the ground amidst scattered leaves representing autumn decay. The background is painted in shades of brown to convey desolation. A faint image of Canada's maple leaf flag can be seen at the top right corner, faded away like an old photograph.

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Canadian Crypto Exchange Loses It All… Again! This Time $9.5M in Bitcoin and Ether Vanishes Down Founder’s Rabbit Hole of Poker Addiction!

Another day, another crypto exchange bites the dust (or rather, gets its users' funds embezzled). ezBtc and founder David Smillie are just the latest additions to […]

Linda Williams August 15, 2024

An illustration of a seesaw with one side labeled as 'Strong Dollar' and the other side labeled as 'Weaker Dollar'. A figure representing Robert Kiyosaki sits on top of the Strong Dollar side, while Peter Schiff stands at the bottom. The Weaker Dollar side is rising higher than the Strong Dollar side, but it's also depicted in flames with a downward arrow pointing towards the ground. In contrast, the Strong Dollar side has a calm and peaceful atmosphere with greenery growing around Kiyosaki's figure.

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Robert Kiyosaki vs Peter Schiff in Epic Battle for Most Ridiculous Predictions Ever Made That Will Definitely Not Come True Because These Guys Are Just Making Stuff Up as They Go Along

I love how these two buffoons are trying to outdo each other with their wild predictions about precious metals and cryptocurrencies. It's like watching a pair […]

Doug Martinez August 15, 2024

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Eth Squeezes Out a Tiny Bit Less Blood Than Usual as Ethereum Mania Reaches New Heights and Everyone Still Loses Their Shirt

The Grayscale Ethereum Trust is finally bleeding less money after hemorrhaging nearly $2.3 billion since launch. I'm sure it's just a coincidence that this comes as […]

Barry Thompson August 15, 2024

An illustration: A large pizza with a broken price tag on top of it sits in front of an empty chair at a table where two people are sitting across from each other, one wearing a suit and tie while the other is dressed more casually. The person in casual clothes has their arm around the back of the chair as if they're about to get up but hasn't yet. In the background there's a cityscape with buildings that resemble those found in Silicon Valley. A large cryptocurrency symbol (a stylized letter "X") hangs above them, and below it is written 'Reset' in bold letters.

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Kamala Harris: The Crypto Savior Who Will Finally Make Your Bitcoin Investments Worth Something Other Than the Price of a Large Pizza

Well isn't this just peachy? The crypto bros are at it again with their endless stream of feel-good nonsense about how cryptocurrency is going to save […]

Doug Martinez August 15, 2024

An illustration of an Indian Rupee symbol surrounded by 5 million tiny stars on one side and 420000 small leaves on the other, set against a bright blue background. A large tree grows out from the center with its roots deep into the ground representing stability while branches stretch towards the sky signifying growth. The digital rupee is shown as a glowing orb at the top of the tree shining down upon it. In the foreground tiny people are seen using mobile devices to make transactions, symbolizing ease and accessibility.

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Digital Rupee Proves Cryptocurrency Was Just a Fad All Along

Well well well! Look who's trying to make cryptocurrency look good for once - it's not going so badly after all, they're saying! Five million users […]

Linda Williams August 15, 2024

An illustration of an index chart with multiple lines representing different cryptocurrencies (SPX, DXY, BTC, ETH, BNB, SOL, XRP, DOGE, TON, ADA) moving in various directions; some are rising while others are falling. The background is dark blue and the lines have varying colors to distinguish between each cryptocurrency. A few arrows point upwards indicating buying pressure on certain cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin (BTC), Ethereum (ETH), BNB, Solana (SOL). Other arrows pointing downwards indicate selling pressure on XRP, Dogecoin (DOGE) and Cardano (ADA).

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IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN: Cryptocurrency Prices Plummet into Oblivion for the 473rd Time This Year – Is It Even Worth Waking Up to Check?

The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency's attempt to be taken seriously continues! It seems like every week is Groundhog Day for Bitcoin and its altcoin friends - […]

Barry Thompson August 15, 2024

An illustration: A large bear is seen walking away from a sinking ship with an anchor labeled "BTC" in it while another smaller bear runs towards a rising buoyant boat labelled "ETH". The background shows waves and the sun setting on the horizon indicating recovery. In the foreground are coins of different denominations floating upwards, some being caught by the small bear running to ETH's side. A few fish swim away from the sinking ship with an anchor in it while others jump into the rising buoyant boat labelled "ETH". The two bears have a contrasting expression on their faces;

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Investors Flock To Ethereum Like It’S A Burning Building Because Who Needs Logic Anyway, Meanwhile Bitcoin Just Sits There Being The Actual Store Of Value As Crypto Markets Recover In Spite Of Themselves

The crypto bros are at it again! Flocking to ETH like a bunch of lemmings off a cliff because some new ETFs launched in late July […]

Barry Thompson August 15, 2024

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Crypto Whale Spends Entire Life Savings On Okx Gift Card In Desperate Bid To Prove Existential Crisis Is Real

The thrilling tale of a crypto "whale" dumping its precious Ether on an unsuspecting market! Because what's more fun than watching someone with millions in assets […]

Kevin Nelson August 15, 2024

An illustration of an underwater scene with a whale swimming towards the surface holding onto large bags filled with Ether tokens and coins, while above water there is a faint image of a price chart showing resistance lines at $2,700; in the background are subtle waves representing market fluctuations. The atmosphere around the whale appears calm but tense as it approaches the next level up on its journey to recovery. In contrast, ripples from below indicate uncertainty and instability beneath the surface. A gentle breeze carries faint echoes of a recovering price line above water.

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Whale Spends $13M On Worthless Digital Tokens And We’Re All Expected To Care Again Because Apparently That Matters Now

The thrilling tale of whales buying Ether and somehow expecting us all to care. Because what's more riveting than a massive amount of money being spent […]

Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

An illustration of an upward trending line with green arrows on top of a downward sloping graph representing Ether's price drop; in the background, nine small buildings are rising while one is sinking. The scene takes place at sunset over water with waves splashing against rocks below. A large sun sets behind the buildings casting long shadows across them. In the foreground, several coins and dollar bills float upwards towards the trend line as if being drawn to it.

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Crypto Investors Still Throwing Money At Ether Etfs Like They’Re Trying To Set Their Wallets On Fire

The never-ending farce of cryptocurrency investing continues! It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion - you can't look away even though you know the […]

Barry Thompson August 15, 2024

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US Politicians Finally Get It Right About Bitcoin – Now They Just Need to Actually Understand What That Means

Another day another bunch of politicians making promises they can't keep about Bitcoin, because what's more fun than watching them get their fingers burned on this […]

Linda Williams August 15, 2024

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Crypto User Accidentally Transfers Entire Life Savings To Random Nigerian Prince Via Ethereum Because They Still Think It’S 2005 And The Internet Is Magic

Another brainless crypto user blows $90K on gas fees because they can't even be bothered to learn how the platform works. I mean, it's not like […]

Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

An illustration of the US Court building with scales tipping to one side as a coin falls off; below: Binance.US and CoinMarketCap logos are shown being pulled by strings held by figures dressed in suits representing investors; HEX token is depicted at the bottom, falling down like an object dropped from above. A diamond ring lies nearby on the ground amidst broken watches and cars. The scene takes place against a backdrop of descending lines resembling stock prices plummeting. In the distance: Richard Heart's figure stands alone looking away with his back turned to the chaos he created

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Binance.Us Caught Red-Handed Again Because Apparently Nobody Has Learned Anything About Cryptocurrency Yet

Well isn't this just peachy! Another chance to talk about the utter dumpster fire that is cryptocurrency and how Binance.US has been manipulating prices on CoinMarketCap […]

Barry Thompson August 15, 2024

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Coinbase Just Asked for Permission Again and Guess Who Said No This Time

The never-ending saga of Coinbase vs. the world! Or, in this case, against a court decision they don't like. Because what's more fun than trying to […]

Doug Martinez August 15, 2024

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