Another Central Bank trying to prove they're relevant by throwing money at a project nobody asked for. As if creating more digital currencies would somehow magically […]
Well isn't this peachy! The Federal Reserve thinks it's time for another rate cut because inflation has slowed down. You know what they say: "If you […]
Well, well, well! Looks like Microstrategy is still throwing good money after bad on this worthless cryptocurrency nonsense. I mean, who needs a real business strategy […]
You'd think Trump would know better than to suggest using a currency with no inherent value as a solution for paying off debt. The guy's got […]
The Russians are at it again! They're trying to make stablecoins cool by using them for cross-border settlements. Because what could possibly go wrong with a […]
Cryptocurrency is still trying to get its act together after a series of failed attempts at legitimacy. It's like watching a group of monkeys try to […]
The crypto bros are at it again! Peter Schiff, that infamous gold advocate and bitcoin hater, is warning us all about owning Bitcoin ETFs (Exchange Traded […]
Well isn't this just a delightful example of how crypto bros are desperate for relevance? Ripple's CEO trying to curry favor by throwing some shade at […]
You gotta love it when politicians try to sound smart about cryptocurrency without actually understanding what they're talking about. Cynthia Lummis is at it again, introducing […]
The Ripple CEO thinks he's some kind of hero because he wants bipartisan cooperation on crypto, but let me tell you something - the only thing […]
Harris needs help? Who wouldn’t want her as an ally in this dumpster fire that is cryptocurrency? It's not like she has anything better to do, […]
The eternal optimists at Grayscale's Ethereum Trust (ETHE) have managed to offload an astonishing $120.28 million worth of ether-based assets this week alone! Meanwhile, their fellow […]
So it's official: another mainstream institution has seen through the crypto farce for what it is – a scam designed to separate gullible idiots from their […]
Anthony Scaramucci thinks Kamala Harris is open-minded about cryptocurrency? Give me a break! This guy has made more U-turns on his stance than a Bitcoin whale […]
It looks like Bitwise is trying to convince us that transparency in cryptocurrency is a unique feature - newsflash: it's just an attempt at damage control […]
The crypto bros are at it again! They think that by lobbying Canadian politicians they can somehow make cryptocurrency mainstream. Newsflash: nobody cares about your precious […]
What's next? A Hong Kong-based casino offering inverse Bitcoin craps tables where you can bet on losing your shirt while trying not to lose it all […]
The eternal optimism of crypto bros never ceases to amuse me! They think that somehow, someway, their precious Solana ETF will magically get approved by mid-March […]
Well well well, look who's trying to spin this as some kind of 'game-changer' for the cryptocurrency industry! The Digital Chamber is at it again, touting […]
The perfect marriage - cryptocurrency and football! Who wouldn't want their beloved sport sullied by shady financial dealings? Crypto.com has somehow managed to convince UEFA that […]
Cryptocurrency has finally sunk its claws into mainstream politics! Who would have thought that an "economically useless" product like Bitcoin could find such strong support from […]
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