The cryptocurrency space is at it again, folks! This time around, Blackrock's IBIT fund has somehow managed to suck in a whopping $124 million on Monday […]
Crypto, always a hot mess waiting to happen! You'd think that after all the scams, crashes and general chaos it's caused over the years, people would […]
Oh boy, it's time for another installment of "Crypto Bros Get Caught!" I mean seriously folks, do you really think stealing $300k worth of bitcoin is […]
I guess some people still think that throwing money at a bunch of computer code is going to make them rich, huh? I mean, come on […]
Riot Platforms has bought more shares from Bitfarms because it's going bankrupt or something - that’s the only reason any company buys another one out in […]
Oh boy here we go again with yet another self-proclaimed expert spewing out unsubstantiated predictions and hot air about a market he knows nothing about. Peter […]
The age-old question: how low can you go? It seems like every week there's a new entrant into this ridiculous space trying to make it sound […]
Another day, another opportunity for crypto bros to get their hopes up only to be crushed like the worthless tulip bulbs they are. Peter Schiff is […]
The cryptocurrency world is at it again with more drama and chaos. It seems like Grayscale's ETHE can't catch a break as they report another massive […]
The crypto bros are at it again, this time predicting their precious Donald Trump's inevitable victory thanks to his "pro-bitcoin" stance. Oh please, like the guy […]
And so it continues: Binance US – a crypto exchange that somehow manages to be worse than its already dodgy parent company - is having its […]
What's next for these Bitcoin ETFs? Will they continue to attract billions of dollars in inflows, or will it all come crashing down like a house […]
Let me tell you something about these so-called "Ethereum ETFs". They're just fancy ways for investors to throw their money at Ethereum without actually having to […]
Well well well! Look who's trying to stir up some drama about Bitcoin investors refusing to part with their precious. Peter Schiff is at it again, […]
Well well well! Look at this mess of Mt.Gox coins finally getting distributed after almost 10 years and you know what? Nobody cares anymore because we […]
So, let's get this straight: a Bitcoin mine in Texas was making so much noise that over 40 people complained about it. And what did they […]
Cryptocurrency: because who needs real wealth when you can have fake numbers printed out by computers? It's not like we've learned anything from history about tulip […]
You think you can just tap into zero-alcohol beer growth and rake it all in? Well let me tell you something my friends. In a region […]
The Digital Chamber (TDC) thinks that cryptocurrency should be free from regulation? Give me a break! They're just another group of apologists for the crypto bros […]
So Vanguard is finally wise enough not to jump into this crypto trainwreck yet. Only time will tell if they're smart or just scared, but I'll […]
Another day, another bunch of gullible idiots pouring their money into Bitcoin because they think it's a get-rich-quick scheme. Meanwhile, the rest of us are over […]
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