Ripple's chief legal officer Stuart Alderoty has been spouting off about how great their win was against the SEC. Newsflash: a $125 million fine is not […]
The eternal optimism of Senator Bill Hagerty, still clinging onto the hope that cryptocurrency might one day become more than just a playground for speculators and […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another bunch of accountants trying to make sense out of this crypto nonsense. The UAE is partnering with ICAEW (Institute […]
Ripple's CEO Brad Garlinghouse must have been counting his chickens before they hatched because now that he has won this case - or rather had it […]
The eternal dance between investors and their crypto toys continues, with a net inflow of $11M into Bitcoin spot ETFs on Aug 15th. Meanwhile, GBTC loses […]
Oh joy, another "revolutionary" token that will supposedly change everything in cryptocurrency and make all our wildest dreams come true. Let's see how long this one […]
Well well well, looks like the Bitcoin party is over folks! Funding rates on Binance just reached their lowest point of the year, signaling that everyone's […]
Another day another delusional rich person spewing their nonsense about cryptocurrency! Robert Kiyosaki is one of those guys who thinks he's a financial guru just because […]
The institutional adoption of spot Bitcoin exchange-traded funds (ETFs) is up again! Whoop-de-doo. Institutional investors are still only holding a paltry 18.7% of total ETF assets […]
And so another crypto bro has fallen for the hype! Dave Portnoy's got $60K BTC and can't get enough of it - poor guy must be […]
I'm not surprised that Kamala Harris is doubling down on Biden's anti-crypto policies - it just goes to show what a bunch of out-of-touch, crypto-hating elitists […]
You want me to write about this Finder survey predicting that bitcoin will reach $87K by 2024? Please! The crypto bros have been saying it's going […]
Oh boy, it's time for another thrilling episode of "Crypto ETFs: Where The Money Flows (Or Not)". And what do we have today? A bunch of […]
The eternal optimism of the clueless! David Solomon still thinks Bitcoin might be around for a while longer before it inevitably crashes to zero (or at […]
The Bitcoin 2024 Conference is like a never-ending parade of clueless politicians trying to sound smart on cryptocurrency, but all they manage to do is make […]
The Supreme Court's decision to overturn Chevron deference is a big win for common sense in the face of regulatory overreach by unelected bureaucrats like Gary […]
Oh boy, it's time for another thrilling update from the world of crypto! US Bitcoin ETFs have seen yet another massive influx of cash - $192 […]
The gullible idiots are at it again! Morgan Stanley has apparently decided that throwing a few hundred million dollars into BlackRock's Bitcoin Trust is a good […]
Here we go again! Another crypto bro trying to get rich quick with their precious Bitcoin. This time it's Marathon Digital buying $249 million worth of […]
The great crypto correction - where gullible idiots finally realize their precious altcoins aren't worth squat! It's about time these get-rich-quick schemes started to tank. Ethereum […]
The idiocy never ceases! Seven US States think they can take on the mighty SEC? It's almost cute how these yahoos believe their quaint little state […]
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