The perpetual joke that cryptocurrency has finally reached mainstream status continues to unfold with Ledn securing a $50 million Bitcoin-backed loan in what they proudly claim […]
A bunch of cryptocurrency scams got shut down in Australia. About time too! It's not like we haven't been saying this for years: crypto is a […]
I guess some people still think cryptocurrency can't get any more embarrassing for its proponents. Here we have Germany's top financial regulator shutting down 13 unauthorized […]
The price is up because some people think it's going up? Classic crypto bro reasoning here. You'd be surprised how well that works on gullible idiots […]
FTX: because who needs to be solvent when you can declare bankruptcy and still get people to vote with their wallets? I mean, it's not like […]
The world is full of idiots who can’t see the writing on the wall, folks! Cryptocurrency enthusiasts are still clutching onto their worthless coins like they're […]
The cryptocurrency space is at it again, folks. This time we have NBA star Jimmy Butler and crypto YouTuber Ben Armstrong getting sued for promoting Binance's […]
The never-ending circus that is crypto continues! We've got ETFs inflating like balloons at a children's birthday party - or should I say, deflating? Who needs […]
It's not like anyone is surprised that Ethereum (ETH) dropped 3.75% on Aug. 20 - after all, what else would happen when a bunch of crypto […]
The crypto bros are really getting burned now! Three execs at a bank that's friendly with cryptocurrency have left their jobs due to regulatory crackdowns - […]
Well folks it looks like another crypto company is about to meet its maker! Terraform Labs' impending bankruptcy hearing could be the nail in the coffin […]
Well well well! Look at that - US bitcoin ETFs just can't get enough of each other's company (and by extension, their own inflated value). Meanwhile, […]
The reason we're talking about Binance's compliance team is because they've been sued by three crypto investors who claim their assets were stolen due to lack […]
Well well well. Looks like another crypto bro's scheme has blown up (pun intended). This time it was a former bank CEO who decided to get […]
So another bunch of gullible investors are about to throw their money at Grayscale's latest fund for the AVAX token. Because what could possibly go wrong […]
Ahahahaha! Here we go again - another overhyped blockchain startup trying to make a buck off of naive investors who think that "Web3" is more than […]
The cryptocurrency market is a wild ride full of ups and downs that make your head spin! It's like trying to predict which way a cat […]
It seems like BlackRock is trying hard to make us believe that people are actually interested in their Ether exchange-traded fund (ETF). But let's be real […]
Well isn't this just peachy? Another Bitcoin mining company is going bankrupt because it can't keep up with its debt payments! Bitfarms has decided to "acquire" […]
Well isn't this just a bunch of rich guys talking about how great crypto is? I mean who doesn't love hearing from venture capitalists about their […]
The crypto-love is strong this week! It seems like everyone and their grandma has decided that Ethereum ETFs are a great way to lose money - […]
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