The never-ending saga of Ripple's XRP case against the SEC continues to provide us with endless entertainment. Because what could possibly be more thrilling than a […]
The crypto bros are at it again, spewing their trademarked brand of ignorance and hubris about cryptocurrency law. This time, they're gloating over a court ruling […]
The cryptocurrency industry's favorite game: "Let's pretend we're not all just speculating on a bunch of worthless tokens!" This time around, it seems like VC firms […]
The eternal optimism of crypto bros never ceases to amuse me. Fred Krueger and Jack Mallers spewing forth their latest hot takes about gold's bull run […]
The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency's greatest hits: Bitfarms gets bought out by Riot Platforms because apparently that's what happens when you're a struggling mining firm - […]
The great crypto dance continues! It's like a never-ending episode of "Swan Lake" out there, with exchanges and regulators twirling around each other in a delicate […]
The great Ethereum ETF experiment has officially ended with a whimper, not a bang. It's like watching a friend invest all their savings into Beanie Babies […]
The Trump brothers' latest get-rich-quick scheme has finally been revealed: "digital real estate" crypto venture that's going to disrupt the financial world (yawn). Because what we […]
The thrill of watching a bunch of rich guys bet their money on digital tokens with no intrinsic value never gets old! It's like watching a […]
The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency's finest hour (or should I say, worst). WazirX has finally restored balances on their exchange, but let me guess what comes […]
The eternal optimism of economists. Goldman Sachs thinks a recession is less likely? That's like saying your aunt at Thanksgiving says she's lost weight and you're […]
The latest attempt by mainstream finance to get in on the crypto gravy train: a new index ETF from Franklin Templeton that will track the performance […]
You've got to love it when crypto bros try to sound legit by using buzzwords like "Web3" and "GameFi". HashKey Group, a digital asset financial services […]
Let me tell you about Toncoin's latest "breakout" - because what every cryptocurrency needs is another arbitrary technical pattern being touted by some self-proclaimed genius who […]
The never-ending parade of Tron's "success" continues, and by success I mean a bunch of numbers on a computer that are being used to perpetuate yet […]
The eternal tale of Microstrategy's bitcoin bonanza: where one man's folly becomes another man's fortune (or not). It seems Michael Saylor has finally managed to catch […]
The perpetual optimism surrounding cryptocurrency is a never-ending wellspring of entertainment. Who needs actual value or substance when you can just print numbers on a computer […]
The never-ending saga of who can hold more worthless numbers on a computer: Grayscale or Blackrock? It's like watching two geriatric accountants compete to see who […]
The weekend wrap: where we round up all the crypto disasters that didn't make it into your local paper because they're not sexy enough for a […]
Because what we really needed was another way for crypto bros to virtue signal about their commitment to sustainability while still peddling useless tech fantasies - […]
The eternal quest for institutional validation: it seems even hedge funds can't resist throwing their money at Bitcoin's sinking ship. A recent 13F filing analysis by […]
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