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A illustration of two figures in suits standing behind a large pile of money, surrounded by broken FTX logos and cryptocurrency symbols with 'Mango DAO' written across it in bold red letters at the top, while another figure is shown holding a bag filled with MNGO tokens. The background features a cityscape with dark clouds and lightning bolts to convey a sense of chaos and corruption.

Mango Labs Unleashes Death Pile on Two ‘Honorable’ Men Who Stole 10 Million From Their Own Crypto Lair

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the pool of cryptocurrency nonsense... Mango Labs has decided to take matters into its own […]

Barry Thompson October 11, 2024

A illustration depicting a rocket blasting off into space with flames and sparks surrounding it, while in the background there's an explosion of coins and blockchain elements. The main character is holding a 'UNI' token that glows bright blue as if energized by its own success.

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You Won’t Believe the Shady Business Deal That Just Went Down on Uniswap, Leaving Experts Speechless

UNI's weekly gain is almost as suspicious as a crypto bro trying to explain why he bought more UNI after it tanked.

Doug Martinez October 11, 2024

A illustration of a giant pizza with bite taken out of it being held by an SEC agent in handcuffs while behind them a Cumberland DRW executive looks on sheepishly, surrounded by broken cryptocurrency charts and scattered dollar bills.

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BREAKING: Grown-Ups Show Up, Put a Stop to Your Crypto Ponzi Scheme and Take Away All the Free Pizza

Cumberland DRW's crypto empire just got crushed by the SEC - nice job trying to scam your way into $2 billion in ill-gotten gains! You know […]

Sam Rogers October 11, 2024

A shadowy figure in a dimly lit room surrounded by computer screens and cryptic symbols, with an air of mystery and intrigue; Len Sassaman's name scribbled on a blackboard in the background.

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SHOCKING TRUTH REVEALED: Is This Mysterious Guy REALLY the Mastermind Behind the World’s Most Notorious Crypto?

Len Sassaman: The Cryptic Candidate?.

Linda Williams October 11, 2024

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BREAKING: Crypto Kingpin OKX Wins UEA Golden Favour, Now Open for Business – And We’re All Just One Big Happy Family!

Just when you thought crypto was only good for making a quick buck or getting hacked, some genius decided to take it mainstream in the UAE […]

Kevin Nelson October 11, 2024

A illustration of Donald Trump holding a globe surrounded by flames and cryptic symbols, while A blockchain-like structure looms behind him with coins flying out from it like sparks.

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Trump Crypto Scheme Unleashes Apocalypse: Aave Link Proposed by Donald Trump Will Ruin Your Life (Literally)

I've got some good news for all you crypto bros out there: your boy Donald Trump is trying to make his mark on the space, and […]

Sam Rogers October 11, 2024

A comically exaggerated illustration of Peter Todd sitting at his desk with multiple computer screens displaying various Bitcoin-related information and documents scattered all around him. He's wearing a sarcastic expression, holding up two fingers in mock defiance as if to say 'I'm not Satoshi'. In the background, there are subtle hints of Craig Wright lurking nearby, symbolizing the absurdity of the accusations.

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The Shocking Truth About Satoshi, Bitcoin, and One Guy Who Actually Knows What He Was Talking About (Spoiler: Its Not Some Hollywood Actor)

The 'I told you so' moment of the year has finally arrived - HBO's Bitcoin doc was so bad it made Satoshi Nakamoto look sane.

Linda Williams October 11, 2024

A futuristic cityscape under construction, with sleek skyscrapers and neon lights reflecting off a massive screen displaying various blockchain logos (Ethereum, Binance, etc.). In the foreground, a lone figure in a hazmat suit stands amidst the chaos, symbolizing caution as the 'infrastructure bubble' bursts. A wallet interface glows on their wrist, representing seamless cross-chain transactions and user experience.

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You Won’t Believe the SHOCKING Truth About Crypto’s Latest ‘Game-Changing’ Event – We Went Undercover for Answers

Another Token2049 side event bites the dust, leaving us with a bunch of empty promises from yet another group of crypto bros trying to make a […]

Doug Martinez October 11, 2024

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You Won’t Believe the Desperate Measures Solana Took to Boost Its Lousy Wallet Count – It Involved Some Unholy Bot Friends!

Looks like Solana's got a 'friend' who just won't quit – their bot friends,.

Linda Williams October 11, 2024

A chaotic illustration of a stock exchange floor filled with people frantically trading and waving 'Doge' and 'Shiba Inu' posters amidst Bitcoin and Ethereum charts spinning out of control.

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Crypto.com Goes Full Clown Show: Nukes Savings With Doge and Shiba Contracts That Will Probably Make You Question Life Choices

Crypto.com's North American derivatives exchange Nadex has taken the absurd step of listing contracts tied to memecoins like PEPE and FLOKI - because what could possibly […]

Kevin Nelson October 10, 2024

A split-screen illustration depicting two paths diverging: one with an ascending arrow pointing towards a dwindling price chart (blue) on one side and another with flames engulfing it; below this, a graph showing Ethereum's market dominance declining from 64% to 22%, while Solana rises in the background. On top, fragmented pieces of puzzle are shown being rearranged into new shapes representing layer-2 scaling solutions like Base, Arbitrum, Polygon, and Optimism.

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Ethereum on Brink of Existential Collapse – Will It Ever Be Relevant Again?

Ethereum's existential crisis: Can it even afford to be relevant?.

Kevin Nelson October 10, 2024

A illustration of a stock market floor with chaotic trading activity in the background, as frantic traders on screens are shown desperately trying to make sense of rapidly changing cryptocurrency prices and charts, while others stand frozen in indecision amidst scattered papers and broken calculators, symbolizing the uncertainty and turmoil surrounding Bitcoin's unpredictable price fluctuations.

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The SHOCKING Truth About Bitcoin That Will Make Your Head Spin Like a Top in a Hurricane

I must say, I'm still waiting for someone to explain to me why Bitcoin is worth anything other than its intrinsic value as a digital piece […]

Sam Rogers October 10, 2024

A comic book-style illustration of Murad Mahmudov (right) with his back turned away from ZachXBT's figure in the background holding a magnifying glass, pointing at Mahmudov's wallet addresses on computer screens behind them. The wallets are labeled as 'Ethereum' and 'Solana', while coins like MINI and STFX float around Mahmudov's head.

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BOMBSHELL: Crypto Superhero ZachXBT Unmasks Memecoin Mogul Murad Mahmudov as Secret $24 Million Wallet Hoarder

The crypto sleuths have struck again! ZachXBT has just dropped a doozy of an 'exposé' claiming that Murad Mahmudov, the king of memecoin hype men, is […]

Linda Williams October 10, 2024

A comic illustration of a rocket ship blasting off into space with various cryptocurrencies in tow, including Bitcoin (BTC), Aptos (APT) and WIF soaring upwards as Dogecoin's tail wags excitedly behind.

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You Won’t Believe What Happens When Bitcoin Hits $62k – APT and WIF Soar to New Heights (But Not Really)

The crypto bros are at it again, spewing their nonsense about Bitcoin's supposed rise and altcoin recoveries. Meanwhile, we're still waiting for someone to explain why […]

Kevin Nelson October 7, 2024

A illustration depicting a burning building with flames engulfing it in the background, while in the foreground a giant hand is holding up a 'For Sale' sign above a pile of coins and tokens, some of which are falling away as if being sold off at auction.

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You Won’t Believe What’s Left to Crash and Burn: Worldcoin Tokens Up for Grabs in Epic FTX Fire Sale!

The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency and bankruptcy continues, folks! It seems like just yesterday we were laughing at the demise of Solana on FTX's auction block […]

Doug Martinez October 4, 2024

A illustration depicting a bear (representing bears) trapped inside a rising wedge with an 'X' marked through it, while outside the wedge various colorful coins are bursting out of their respective containers and soaring upwards in celebration.

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ALTSEASON IS COMING… AGAIN! Experts Predict Doom-Inducing Rally to Save Your Portfolio (Probably Not)

The eternal optimists are at it again! The crypto bros can't get enough of their precious 'altseason' predictions. Meanwhile, in the real world, Bitcoin's dominance is […]

Kevin Nelson September 24, 2024

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BREAKING: Altcoins Make Gains Because You Clearly Forgot How Much Money You Lost Last Time This Happened!

It's time again for some good old-fashioned crypto-bashing, folks! Bitcoin has somehow managed to 'recover' and now we're all supposed to be excited about altcoins making […]

Doug Martinez September 24, 2024

A stylized illustration of a bull and bear fighting on top of a mountain range with Bitcoin's $60K level as the summit. A wave is crashing against them, symbolizing market uncertainty.

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The Epic Failure of Bitcoin’s $60K Rally Has Finally Woken Up the Entire World (But Only Just)

The Bitcoin bubble has burst and I'm here for it! It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion - you know it's going to end […]

Sam Rogers September 16, 2024

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Get Ready to Lose Your Shirt as Eve Frontier’s in-Game Economy Unleashes a Torrent of New and Exciting Ways for Crypto Investors to Suffer

The Eve Frontier Blockchain Scam: Because You Clearly Want More Ways for Cryptos to Fail.

Kevin Nelson September 16, 2024

An illustration of a magician's top hat overflowing with coins and jewels, but also containing empty space where some items seem to have vanished into thin air; next to it is an image of a scale balancing the weight of assets against liabilities.

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FTX Tries to Pull Off Most Epic Magic Trick in History and Turn Nothing Into Something (Literally)

So FTX thinks it can just magically make its crypto assets into legitimate securities and get away with paying off creditors? Please, folks, this is like […]

Sam Rogers September 9, 2024

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BITCOIN’S NEXT MOVE WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING: 4 Cryptocurrencies That Will Either Soar or SINK Alongside the World’s Most Hated Asset

The cryptocurrency market is a never-ending circus of speculation and hype. We've got Bitcoin (BTC) breaking down below key support levels, but somehow still managing to […]

Kevin Nelson September 9, 2024

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