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Cartier Family Member Indicted for Using Magic Money Beans to Launder Entire Small Countries in International Cocaine Cartel Scandal

Crypto NewsHackNFTs 3 Linda Williams August 16, 2024

An illustration: A large money bean is surrounded by smaller ones in the background while being held up high above two countries on either side, both shown as small islands and engulfed in a cloud-like substance representing cocaine smoke. The larger money bean has several strings attached to it that go through various shell company buildings with dollar signs floating around them. In the foreground, an image of Cartier's luxury goods is being torn apart by chains while USDT coins are falling from above like rain.

Crypto: where you can launder hundreds of millions in drug money and still get invited to fancy parties! It’s like the ultimate badge of honor among crypto bros – “Hey, I was indicted for laundering billions!” Who needs a Nobel Prize when you’ve got an indictment from the Southern District of New York? And don’t even get me started on USDT. The most stable thing about it is its ability to make money disappear into thin air

Source: bitcoin.com

Cartier Family Member Indicted for Using USDT to Launder Hundreds of Millions in Drug Trafficking Money
https://news.bitcoin.com/cartier-family-member-indicted-for-using-usdt-to-launder-hundreds-of-millions-in-drug-trafficking-money
Maximilien De Hoop Cartier, a descendant of the family famous for their French luxury goods Cartier, has been indicted for his participation in a network that allegedly used several shell companies to launder drug trafficking money proceeds using USDT. Cartier and five Colombian individuals allegedly conspired to directly launder $14.5 million and used these shell companies to launder hundreds of millions for unnamed third parties. The U.S. Attorney’s Office in […]

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Linda’s venture into cryptocurrency ended in a gut-wrenching disaster when she lost her private keys due to a ridiculous mishap involving coffee and a particularly reckless cat. With her funds locked away forever, Linda now pours her frustration into writing biting critiques of crypto’s absurdities, dripping with sarcasm. Her tagline? “I lost my private keys and my sanity. Crypto promised freedom, but all it gave me was a lifetime of regret.”

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