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CARDANO: THE ULTIMATE INVESTMENT NIGHTMARE – Why You Should Sell Everything Now and Run Away Screaming!

BitcoinCrypto News 2 Sam Rogers September 1, 2024

A comic-style illustration of a rollercoaster plummeting downwards with Cardano's (ADA) price chart in the background, reflecting the cryptocurrency's recent decline and uncertainty ahead of its hard fork.

The never-ending saga of Cardano’s woes continues! It seems like no matter how hard they try, this blockchain just can’t seem to get out of its own way. And now we’re told that traders are getting all cautious and uncertain about the upcoming Chang hard fork. Oh dear, I’m sure it’ll be a real game-changer… said nobody who’s actually been following Cardano’s performance over the past two years.

Source: cointelegraph

Why is Cardano price down today?
https://cointelegraph.com/news/why-is-cardano-price-down-today
Cardano’s (ADA) price is down today, reflecting traders’ cautious mood ahead of the blockchain’s first hard fork in two years. ADA’s price has wobbled between gains and losses in the past 48 hours. On Aug. 30, it was down by 1.5% to $0.35, wiping almost all the gains it had secured in the day prior. ADA/USDT daily price chart. Source: TradingView This impasse between bulls and bears reflects traders’ uncertainty […]

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