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Canadian Crypto Exchange Managed By Guy Who Clearly Had No Business Managing Money Gambled Away $9.5M Worth Of Users’ Stuff And Now Everyone’S Like “Oops

An illustration of a gambler sitting at a roulette table with stacks of chips that are slowly disappearing into his pockets as he looks up worriedly towards an empty, darkened room where once stood a large safe now replaced by a sign reading "ezBtc" in faded letters. In the background, two figures can be seen walking away from the scene carrying suitcases and looking back over their shoulders with concerned expressions on their faces while behind them lies a cityscape at dusk with many buildings still under construction but several others abandoned or destroyed.

Oh boy, here we go again! Another crypto exchange that’s gone bust because it was run by some crook who thought he could get away with stealing people’s Bitcoin and Ether. I mean, come on folks, this isn’t rocket science – if you don’t have the assets to back up your promises then maybe just stick to running a lemonade stand instead of trying to be a cryptocurrency exchange

Source: cointelegraph

The Canadian cryptocurrency trading platform ezBtc and its founder, David Smillie, defrauded customers by misappropriating approximately 13 million Canadian dollars ($9.5 million) of their cryptocurrency investments and using the funds for gambling. A panel set by the British Columbia Securities Commission (BCSC), a provincial regulator in Canada, found that ezBt misappropriated customer funds “for their own purposes.” The ezBtc platform, which went offline permanently in or around September 2019 and […]

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