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Buterin Unveils Shockingly Vague Plan to Save Ethereum From Itself, Because That’s Never Gone Well Before

A comic-style illustration depicting Vitalik Buterin standing in front of an Ethereum blockchain background. He's holding a broken chain and looking worried while two large entities (representing Beaverbuild and Titan Builder) are shown building blocks with massive amounts of Ether, symbolizing the centralization issue.

You know what they say: ‘you can’t put lipstick on a pig.’ Unfortunately for Ethereum enthusiasts, Vitalik Buterin has just tried that very thing. The co-creator’s pitch for solutions to staking and block production issues is less about saving the day and more about covering his own behind while still trying to make it seem like he cares.

Source: cointelegraph

Ethereum co-creator Vitalik Buterin pitched several solutions to help Ethereum minimize block production and staking centralization through the “Scourge” phase of Ethereum’s technical roadmap. In an Oct. 20 post, Buterin expressed concern that economies of scale within staking have resulted in small staking pools leaving for larger pools, while two entities built 88% of Ethereum blocks over the first two weeks of this month. Buterin stressed that staking centralization poses […]

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