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Buckle Up: UAE Launches Initiative to Turn Crypto Market Into a Thrilling Game of Regulatory Roulette

News Kevin Nelson September 16, 2024

An illustration depicting a rollercoaster track with twists and turns labeled as 'regulatory requirements', while at its center is a large wheel representing stability in the virtual assets sector. The coaster cars are adorned with UAE flags, symbolizing the country's position as a hub for virtual assets.

The UAE’s latest attempt to become a crypto hub: because what could possibly go wrong? The country has just partnered with regulators SCA and VARA to create a stable and regulated virtual assets sector… in other words, they’re trying to make sure all the money laundering is done properly. Because that’s exactly what we need more of – regulatory frameworks for scammers. And who wouldn’t want to invest their life savings into a market where there are ‘mutual supervision mechanisms’ and ‘penalty and fine imposition’? It sounds like a real thrill ride, folks! Meanwhile, I’m sure the crypto bros over at r/buttcoin will be thrilled to hear that Dubai is now open for business. Stay tuned for more!.

Source: bitcoin.com

Regulators Partner to Bolster UAE's Crypto Hub Status
https://news.bitcoin.com/regulators-partner-to-bolster-uaes-crypto-hub-status
United Arab Emirates (UAE) regulators, SCA and VARA, have signed a cooperation agreement to strengthen the country’s position as a virtual assets hub. The agreement outlines licensing requirements for VASPs, establishes mutual supervision mechanisms, and aims to foster a stable and regulated virtual assets sector in the UAE. Both regulators will work together to ensure compliance with anti-money laundering laws and maintain market confidence. UAE regulators, the Securities and Commodities […]

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